How come ill never get pussy?

how come ill never get pussy?

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because you don't dip your crust in the garlic sauce. it's what separates men from incels

If you just filled out the paperwork at the animal shelter you'd get to take the pussy home dude. How many times do you have to be told this?

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If you are ordering pizza you are fat and ugly

There’s your answer you fat ugly friendless failure

Maybe if you ordered a better than yee yee ass papa John's you might get some bitches on your dick. Nigggggerrre.

ur white

should i do itttt

true im fat and alone and stinky

i have a cat he mew mews very loud

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because you are one ywnbaw kys

how did u know...

wahhh

Cuisine choice.

I'll love you OP.

it was the only place open

Pay a hooker, that’s how I got my sister’s pussy.

Also habits.

:3 please.. i need loves

bazinga

you mean like my weed habit? or my porn addiction

>i have a cat
Problem solved; you have puss. /thread

THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT user

Just open your greasy fat mouth and I'll show you all the love I have :p

>checked
>you mean like my weed habit? or my porn addiction

Only place open at all or only takeout place open? Why eating so late?

hahaa yes anonn im lil piggyy fuck my face :3

only takeout place open yeah.. well i couldve cooked but i spent all day cleaning and didnt wanna mess up the kitchen to cook

you're probably too short or ugly.
it happens to many of us

im not that short.. hmm i am kinda ugly tho and my dicks small but i do like pizza

absolutely you should user. abso-fucking-lutely

i did it hehe it was yummy and very greasy

but wait you have to shake it first!!!! you have to shake the sauce!!!

heh well more power to you fren. the pussy should start rolling in at any time :3

papa johns will never get you laid, you need to buy from pizza hut

Yeah you love all this love slamming your pig mouth down your dirty throat :P