how come ill never get pussy?
How come ill never get pussy?
because you don't dip your crust in the garlic sauce. it's what separates men from incels
If you just filled out the paperwork at the animal shelter you'd get to take the pussy home dude. How many times do you have to be told this?
If you are ordering pizza you are fat and ugly
There’s your answer you fat ugly friendless failure
Maybe if you ordered a better than yee yee ass papa John's you might get some bitches on your dick. Nigggggerrre.
ur white
should i do itttt
true im fat and alone and stinky
i have a cat he mew mews very loud
because you are one ywnbaw kys
how did u know...
wahhh
Cuisine choice.
I'll love you OP.
it was the only place open
Pay a hooker, that’s how I got my sister’s pussy.
Also habits.
:3 please.. i need loves
bazinga
you mean like my weed habit? or my porn addiction
>i have a cat
Problem solved; you have puss. /thread
THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT user
Just open your greasy fat mouth and I'll show you all the love I have :p
>checked
>you mean like my weed habit? or my porn addiction
Only place open at all or only takeout place open? Why eating so late?
hahaa yes anonn im lil piggyy fuck my face :3
only takeout place open yeah.. well i couldve cooked but i spent all day cleaning and didnt wanna mess up the kitchen to cook
you're probably too short or ugly.
it happens to many of us
im not that short.. hmm i am kinda ugly tho and my dicks small but i do like pizza
absolutely you should user. abso-fucking-lutely
i did it hehe it was yummy and very greasy
but wait you have to shake it first!!!! you have to shake the sauce!!!
heh well more power to you fren. the pussy should start rolling in at any time :3
papa johns will never get you laid, you need to buy from pizza hut
Yeah you love all this love slamming your pig mouth down your dirty throat :P