Naughty things you'd do with the ability to stop time, along with who you'd do them to thread, part 8

Naughty things you'd do with the ability to stop time, along with who you'd do them to thread, part 8

pictures especially appreciated

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for those confused as to how it works:

1. you still age biologically while things remain stopped

2. for all you aspiring physicists; the velocity of evverything is halted instantaenously so that there's no looming f = ma catastrophe, and what you touch is affected for only as long as you remain in contact with it. The temperature things would have had is still "simulated" upon your skin, same with light and your ability to see, and you get a supply of normal air. in other words your own body exists in a dimension separate from the rest of the world, but still has an effect upon it.

3. sauce is Stopping!!! 4 Nekketsu Sports Hen

lets hear your deepest, most intense longings!

I'd sleep in an extra hour or two before going to work

Fuck little girls out with their families and then watch their reaction to her when time unfreezes

so in other words you'd get 2 hours of sleep?

would you happen to be the one who frequents this thread again

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Shove my face deep in my cousins ass and sniff for a couple hours

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Would you do anything else or would that be enough to satisfy you?

Do they feel what we did to them when unfreeze?

1.) I'd cash out my 401k and use my powers to cheat at blackjack. I'd just spend a couple of weeks traveling from casino to casino across the states that way nobody gets suspicious. I'd make enough to live comfortably for a couple of years and then repeat when I started getting low on funds.

2.) I'd do other low key thefts from rich people or celebrities just for shits and giggles

3.) I dunno, probably creep on my sister in-law when she showers at my house or something.

I'd ride my little brother and cum all over him again and again.

Pic related

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>be me
>Oh shit I can stop time
>start doing cool shit
>for some reason I'm a horse jockey, no big deal, but it's just a side project.
>really good at it tho
>racing through the final stages
>get tired and take a rest
>the fucking president rises out of the damn ground
>he explains that there are fucking several ass dimensions, but there is a main one with the literal body of Jesus Christ that he can take me to
>He warns me that a fucking Cripple Horse Jockey (a horse jockey that is crippled, not a horse jockey that rides crippled horses) has the power to shoot his fingernails, which have enough energy to make me die infinitely.
>ok, sounds weird, but fuck it
>get there
>See a random body bag
>eh this might be the one
>snatch it and run off
>The cripple starts chasing me
>OH FUCK OH SHIT
>wait idea
>if the dumbass has infinite energy, then that must it be persist if it hits something.
>that must mean if I manage to get an object infused with this infinite energy, that means I can throw the fucking object at the cripple, giving him a taste of his own medicine.
>Aight it's go time
>I stop time and shoot my gun at him so that he can deal with it later
>I also throw a fucking knife for good measure
>time resumes
>he somehow toughes out the fucking knife and gun
>his turn
>he fucking shoots
>he misses, but it hit something
>autism kicks in
>I stand on one leg
>cripple is confused
>the energy from the nail is transferred from the surroundings into my leg
>I fucking chop off my leg and hope the leg hits him
>it fucking works
>Tfw you have to chop off your leg just so you can enjoy the body of christ
>picrel

Sorry to disappoint, but no, at least other than what situation you've put them in that would lead to a sensation when the world returns to motion. Like, if you cut someone's arm off they're gonna feel it but only because that has permanent implications

What did you have in mind?

>This picture because I'm retarded

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I can wax my gf legs without hurting her

you’d have to keep yourself anonymous for part 1, because word might spread about your inexplicable ability to win

I’m confused lol. Why were they in a body bag

Definitely eat her asshole and pussy too. Might fuck her in the ass if i don't cum from the smell and taste

Video?

I see. And would you want the effects of your deeds to be apparent when time resumed, or would you cover them up carefully