Christcuck hate thread. Let's all make fun of these mentally ill retards.
Christcuck hate thread. Let's all make fun of these mentally ill retards
Cameron Hill
Camden Smith
Anyone catch up with Richard Carrier's work? Turns out Jesus never existed. how embarrasing for Chr*stcucks lmao
Elijah Carter
>Jesus was a jew and a bastard child
>Mary was a whore and not a virgin who had at least 5 children
>Jesus actual father was a 90 year old pedophile
>The isolated war in Judea after Jesus returned from places like India and Japan where he got the inspirations for his teachings was literally Jew vs Jew with no effect or significance anywhere else
>Jesus's ministry/cult belonged to his brother's initially
>Jesus experienced with homosexuality, particularly Apostle Johanan who wore ladies' attire and was feminine, something Jewish conservatives opposed at the time
>Jesus was just a man, and not the son of god. Admitted in a secret conversation with loyal follower Judas Iscariot who's suicide was a sacrifice for his master creating an illusion that Jesus' prophecy had come true about a disciple betraying him. This is shown in the lost gospel of Judas
>Jesus by modern standards was a socialist
>Jesus married and wifed a slut (Mary Magdalene)
>Jesus wasn't crucified, it was a twin brother named Ta'om who took his place
>Ta'om was crucified on a pole outside the gates of Jerusalem
>Disciples see Jesus again later and think "He's resurrected"
>He convinces them all that he'll see them again in Heaven
>Jesus and Mary Magendeline, and a Roman spy (Pilate) help the couple flee Jerusalem and to dock a boat on a voyage to France.
>Jesus and Mary live the rest of their lives in france and have children
>"Jesus 2/Ta'om was buried in picrelated which is the actual tomb with a symbol of Jesus' original cult
Isaiah Powell
>Eventually Romans burned all evidences and traces of Jesus' twin brother in Gehena
>Other stories get tossed around after about faith healers claiming to be Jesus why there are multiple variants and stories that contradict each other
>Modern Christianity in its entirety and everything from the bogus resurrection, cross, birth, and anything mythological is rooted and inspired by pre-Christian European Pagan traditions
>Catholic church has hidden and covered up all of these facts for years since the days of Paul
>In the late 1800s a local priest in South France was found murdered after having in his possession proving all of this... sadly the documents went missing.
Jesus was a real person, but the bible's depiction was bullshit.
Leo Mitchell
AHAHAHAHAHA Christkike go ACKKKK
Brody Watson
nah fam he didn't
Jose Diaz
None of this matters because the Noah story is plagiarized
Meaning all of Judeo-Christianity/ Islam is based on a lie
Luis Butler
There's evidence that a guy existed, but also evidence that the bible's depiction is a lie.
Bentley Brooks
that's the thing. Josephus's testimony has been shown to very likely be a forgery. there is no record of Jesus actually existing as a person walking the earth except from in the gospels, which were a myth. Jesus is a myth
Jordan Wright
>the first humans ate an apple because a snake with legs and the ability to speak in a language a human could understand told them to and that's why your mom has periods and ovaries and your dad had to die fighting wolves!!
>and by the way, if you don't believe me, you're going to be thrown into a gigantic lake of fire that goatmen and women with rat heads hang out at!!
Christopher Bailey
Not really... numbers on a wall isn't evidence
I am a Theo so I would know
Camden Gonzalez
>that's the thing. Josephus's testimony has been shown to very likely be a forgery
Which I'm not denying see
>there is no record of Jesus actually existing as a person walking the earth except from in the gospels, which were a myth. Jesus is a myth
Yes, the bible is a myth and doesn't reflect actual history, but the actual historical aspect of Jesus and everything that happened is hidden away by the Catholic Church who have literally killed as a means to protect the actual historical events of Jesus's existence since it contradicts literally everything. Jesus as a real person isn't a myth, the bible's portrayal and the entirety of Christianity (inspired by Pagan religions) is.
Joseph Hill
The Catholic Church is a theocratic criminal organization that are obviously liars. That's pretty well documented and can be backed up with evidence. If they've lied about the roots of Christianity, then they've probably lied about Jesus the person too.
Xavier Turner
Praying for you bud
Wyatt Kelly
Julian Adams
The Christcuck in the other thread had no response to these:
Easton Cooper
>quetzal
wait, i thought quetzal was a snake
Alexander Torres
all you
Lucas Cook
>Christcucks
What about Muslims and Jews? Surely they're mentally ill retards too, right?
Nolan Walker
hot
Michael Price
Yes.