If your 17yo little brother sent you a text like this:

If your 17yo little brother sent you a text like this:
>Yo bro, can I borrow $2400 for like tops 4 days? I need a new phone.

How would you respond?

>Linus unrelated

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>best I can do is 200

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>L O L

$2400 USD for a new phone

sounds suspicious

Does he have any collateral to hold in case he decides not to pay you back

"Top kek"

I was gonna give you a serious answer then I remembered that this is Any Forums

Want my old s7 until you suck enough cock to make $2400 ?

I’d call my dad and ask him to go punch him in the head for me for not having the decency to ask such a thing over the phone at least. If you live near or with your brother go punch him yourself for not asking in person.

Then tell him people too immature to be civilized don’t deserve this level of trust.

Also, how is he texting you if he needs a new phone?

I would tell him he shouldn't be looking at buying a $2,000 anything if he isn't maintaining any savings.

People like that will never get better with money unless they are absolutely forced to. And I say this as someone whose best friend is going through bankruptcy while owning a $40K car, so I am familiar with this situation. I've paid $8,000 of his rent over two years.

Do not help your brother coast by until he hits rock bottom. Let him borrow $500 max to at least force him to compromise on what phone he wants.

Otherwise he will learn nothing and you will pay.

What are you addicted to this time?

He actually sent me a link to said phone: "Sony Xperia Pro 5G smartphone 12" and rambled on about the extra protection he could get, dual screen, faster then his computer ectectect...

Yea, the store from the link got a "money-back-guarantee", 30 days, so I'm not worried about that.

And 200 is enough for a decent phone imo as well.

He's got an iphone atm that looks like been through a woodchipper, so I know he needs a new phone, but 2,5K? Idiocy

Do you have any rough ideas on what he could possibly want 2,400 dollars/euros/pounds/dollarydoos for?

Ask him who the drug debt is for.

I believe it's actually for a phone. Last time he got a $6,000 cut from our grandfolks inheritance. He went and bought the gayest yellow down vest I ever seen for $4,300..

He is 17. He doesn't need a $2k+ phone.

dollars to donuts he wont pay you back. ever.

Say no unless you just feel like giving him a $2500 gift with zero expectation of being paid back

Your brother sounds like he has a case of the dumb, tell him to get a job and save up for a phone.

be confused since I don't have a little brother

Can't argue with that

curbstomp this fucker on the pic, hes little pissant voice pisses me off

"Fuck off retard".

Buy him a flip phone and 2k worth of palladium

i'll do it when you ask dad if he can take your analvirginity because you want to meet tyrone bigdong and don't want to go there unprepared.

100% it's drug money

>Yo bro, can I borrow $24-
How about you treat our parents with some respect before you talk to me, you gauping little shit.

Also, how did you get this number?