Tell us about a time you fucked a guy

what about that time in a gay truck stop those 2 mesicans put a toilet brush handle up your ass? sooo hawt

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Weirdest then

no but sometimes especially when im drunk i want to cuddle my best friend who is a guy. hes just cute not in a super romantic crush way but i recognize the fact that he is cute and has some cute mannerisms. whenever im drunk i act really clingy with him like when we're out together i literally grab onto him when he tries to leave lol. and yeah alot of times i just think about laying my head on his chest or something while we watch tiktoks. girls cuddle with their friends so why cant i

Do blowjobs count?

>Be me
>Racist nazi
>Walking down street
>See Black BVLL.
>Instantly take of my pants revealing my pink "built for bbc" panties
>Bend over, offering myself to him.
>Get fucked and cumed inside my butt

Based

i hate to break it to ya....

one time in band camp this cutie boy who was a obo player...him & me went really gay & we had sex with obo & his butthole. so hawt!

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>Be me
>In china for a year
>One night, drinking beer, looking for a girl on a date app
>Found one, less then a kilometer
>Talk with her, she want me to fuck her boyfriend
>She seems weird, stop to talk
>Continue to search
>Found another one, same building as me
>Told me that he's not a girl
>...
>Too drunk, whatever.jpg
>Go upstair
>Found him
>His buddy is here too, they are watching porn movies
>I fuck the sissy
>His buddy is looking at us
>Average European dick, but probably not used to be fuck by someone else than a Chinese
>I hurt the sissy
>I leave

i'm not gay. i couldnt date a guy and i can hardly imagine kissing any. the only guy i would ever do this stuff with or have sex with is a super cute fem. i dont even consider myself bi because i would only have a physical relationship with .001% of guys

story cont.
>go to sissys mums house
>rape her asshole
>feelsogood.jpg
>busta nut in dads sleeping face
>take that richard
>leave sissy house
>enter home depot
>go to plumbing section
>ramrod section
>take out variety of ramrods
>test each rod with my bunghole
>so hawt, so hawt
>impregnate all ramrods
>leave home depot

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I work in real estate, had a vacant property for sale. Met twinkish guy off Craigslist there. Fuck him in the bedroom on the floor. Pull out when done, he farts out cum and shit all over the carpet. Go back next day and clean it up. Client had no clue.

>get aids test
>please

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you ppl fucking disgust me.

how many times have you attempt suicide?

um y

Fucking dudes does not make people kill themselves. Fucking dudes makes people very happy bro. It's assholes like you that shit all over people for living a life that isn't exactly like yours that compounds and compounds to the point t where they can't take it anymore. A lot of straight white men kill themselves too, which is what I am suggesting to you. Go hang yourself with barbed wire

>be me
>17 years old, going through a phase of smoking literally crack
>enjoy acting like a cat in private or with my close friends
>at my cousins house smoking weed
>im smoking weed with crack in it
>cousins friends there, super autist
>he gets pussy but always gets used by girls and is the "sadboi" kind (and is straight)
>start sitting on his lap and stuff, meow next to him sometimes
>smoke a lot of crack so i also nap a lot
>take cat naps on his lap
>he comes to bed with me
>starts trying to fuck me so i start crying because hes not gay
>get a UTI despite not fucking him, show him my penis
>cousin calls me gay for showing him my dick
>go to cousins friends house days later
>have sex with him
>go to the toilet and fart out the cum
>realize im not gay and actually just like to act like a cat
>stay up all night on the computer at his house while he sleeps
>lose contact with him
>find him again
>hes only gay now

>not a faggot
>never happened
>gays kill yourself

>have some mmf threeways with wife with buddy
>after a couple I start playing with his dick, nothing past hand stuff
>new territory for me, been somewhat curious
>might be bi
>one night were partying with a gay friend of hers
>we get back, he starts rubbing my dick
>look at wife and she gives a "I guess we're doing this shrug"
>start to have a three way
>realize thus is much different, he tried to kiss me, did not like it
>eventually his dicks in my wife, put my dick in him
>nope, not for me
>proceed to finish getting a double bj

That's how I learned I wasn't bi

I went to band camp for my high school band every year and it wasn't like that at all. 5am the instructors would throw on the lights, kick a trash can down the center of the barracks, and start banging on the lid with a drunstick screaming "YOU HAVE TEN MINUTES TO BE IN FORMATION. TEN MINUTES." If you weren't out of bed after those ten minutes you got flipped out of your bunk and ran in your skivvies. Lights out was at 9pm and you only got one hour of downtime at the end of the night starting at 8. Your only other breaks were for meals. If you fucked off at any point you would run until your drill instructors were tired and they would follow you in a golf cart shouting at you over a megaphone.

>Be me
>never fucked another man
>because I'm not a fag
>the end