Why is there blood in my poop? I'm only 22 and I'm not sexually active so what the fuck is happening to me?

I've had bloody shits. But it was just a bleeding ulcer from too much aspirin. Best to have it looked at as soon as possible.
Why your family thinks you gay tho?

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If the blood is red it's nothing deadly (possible ulcer, cuts in the anus)but if it's black you need to see a doctor immediately.

I have two gay friends who I've been hanging out with a lot because I technically work for them, I do programming and we're working on a project together but I'm worried that people assume that I'm gay too because I hang out with them so often

Anyway I have been taking a lot of Benadryl lately to help with my allergies, is that possibly related? I've also been a smoker and have pretty much smoked every day for like the past 3 years.

user. That sucks. You have healthcare or medical aid?

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You're going to have to smoke a metric fuckton for your asshole to bleed. If the bloody shits persist for more than a day then I'd go to the hospital asap. Even if it's not cancer you could just bleed out.

Yes taking too much Benadryl will cause you to bleed because it thins your blood out. Smoking can cause it too so can hemorrhoids.

So you're not gay, everyone just thinks you are because you shit blood all day?

No I'm an American

Who cares what people think. But you definitely wont be fucking any girls at your office only hanging with 2 gay guys lmao

No I am just self conscious and worried that my parents would start suspecting that I'm gay if I told them I was having ass problems and they would probably not tell me but still assume it. And I wouldn't be able to explain to them that I'm not because if I said "by the way I'm not gay" then that would make me seem even more gay.

Do you have sleepovers with your gay friends and do you wake up with cum stains on your back? I think we found the source of your bleeding asshole

I'm not american and I have medical aids. Bitch do you think only america has healthcare. Where are you from bro?

basically this, also if it isn't this u may have ass cancer and not know about it, lots of hetro men suffer from it and not know it until its too late, you can see a local gp and he will get you to shit in a test cup and send it to pathology for further testing to be sure, better to know straight up exactly the cause early than leaving it too late.

Are you fucking retarded?

Did u eat a lot of hot cheetohs recently, user? Or anything heavily dyed red, that always happens to me when I eat whole bags of cheetohs

>the medical bills
kek

What the fuck makes you think I'm retarded you cunt?

Medifag here, do this:
Ask parents if someone in family had one of these: uterus, colon, boobs, rectum cancer. If yes you need a doc to check your ass with colonscopy.
Check if blood is: on top of shit, somewhere in the shit, mixed with shit to have a possible idea of how far into the colon you are bleeding.
Need to know what you eat: no veggies=hard shit that cuts your ass. No vitamin k could be some spontaneous bleeding becouse your liver cant make coagulation factors.
Tell us if fag: could be some infection, like HPV
As a blind guess would be hemorroid. Eat your veggies to soften shit. And double check like this: sit, shit, wipe your ass and check the paper: bright red drops it is hemorroids, do nothing, invest in some veggies and a book to invest in yourself

Thanks, yeah but I don't have enough money to see a doctor, but I have two options here.
>Tell my parents who would pay for a doctor's visit but could potentially suspect that I'm a fag
>Or ask my gay friends to pay for a doctor's appointment because they're rich and have offered to pay for my expenses before and keep whatever it is secret from my family
Yeah I had Doritos earlier today, but I was also bleeding yesterday and had mucus and blood on my TP after I wiped.

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Did you eat any beets recently?

>bright red drops it is hemorroids
Yeah the other day this was on my tp, very bright red almost pink, but I think I saw what looked like a small bloody chunk of either mucus, poop, or something else I do not know.

>Tell us if fag
Also I swear I'm not, I'm not even sexually active at all, I just can see how this would look really suspicious and honestly it's extremely inconvenient

Same medifag
Mucus and blood is inflammation. Given age could be crohn. Nothing to do. Live healty and get a doctor to tell you how to approach it moving on (you will have it forever) plus possible complications.

Uh oh

At least I'm not dying right? Crohn's is just like a minor inconvenience right?

Also my stools lately have been small and hard, but with an orange looking mucus around them

He's saying he doesnt have medical aid because he's american.
Suck start a shotgun you fucking degenerate. Maybe your medical aid will take care of that

Hey bro improve your diet. Yes there is a chance it's stomach issues, but it could be your food.

You say you're poor and can't afford food? Well go get a job. Manage your money better. Prioritize health. But more importantly, good food is not expensive.

Your poop like someone said looks like rabbit poop. This is not a healthy looking poop. Healthy poops are big logs that come out smoothly without having to push. If you have to push to poop you have poor diet.

Increase both your fiber and protein intake. Most importantly your fiber. Beans and veggies are high in fiber. There are fiber supplements that you can take.

When your have low fiber your shits will be small, hard, round, and you'll find yourself pushing only to find it was a small piece of poop.

Has the blood been happening for long? If it is the first time then it may not be serious. If you've been pushing too poop for a long time then the blood is mostly likely caused from hemorrhoids.

Hemorrhoids happen when your butthole tears its inner wall. Sometimes hemorrhoids will cause your butthole to appear swollen or inflamed kind of like that of a baboon. To allow your hemorrhoids to heal there are creams you can buy but if it's not too bad just eating healthy will help. Once you don't need to push to poop your butthole will be able to heal. Once you get a hemorrhoid it is way more likely to tear again in the future.

Eat a decent serving of homemade beans every single day. This is the easiest way. Don't be pathetic and get beans from tacobell. Stop eating junkfood. Drinking more water will also help make things smoother. If you're lips are dry and your pee is yellow you are really dehydrated. Eat your veggies like broccoli and salad. Also exercise like running improves your metabolism which makes your poop better.

Your poop and your pee are your real life healthbars. Right now yours is flashing red, retard.

Now I feel bad for calling you a rabbit cunt

Meant for

Not OP, but I eat a healthy diet of vegetables, fruit, chicken, etc. And every other day, it feels like my butthole splits open partially, and I deal with blood on the outside of my stool, and on the toilet paper.

I don't smoke or drink, and I don't understand why this is happening to me. It only just started within the past 3-6 months.

>Un-insured Ameri-tard, here.

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Honestly the most based and white pilled comment in this thread, thanks user, now I'm not scared anymore, I'll go buy some canned beans with my new paycheck and go visit my parents to have my mom's cooking which is usually very healthy.

personal question, do you have anal sex or ever used sex toys on yourself? are you obese? do you do any regular heavy lifting? finally if you get constipated, how often?

Those are dead blood cells, which are the reason shit is brown. It's just doing that because your left the turd to marinate, flush when you're done, nasty fuck.

You're fine

not even blood

I have had anal sex/used toys in the past, but it's been over a year since I have last used a toy, and I haven't had any gay intercourse since around 2018.

I am not obese. My BMI is 21.8, and I keep in decent shape.

I don't regularly lift more than 35-50 lbs at a time.

As far as constipation goes... I'm not sure. Not very often, unless you would call the past 3-6 months 'constipation.' It's not difficult. It just hurts half the time, and feels like it drags its way out for the first few inches, and then it eases up afterwards.

I would say on the Bristol stool chart, the very, very beginning of my stool might barely be a 2, and then transitions quickly into a 3, before finishing as a 4.

Same guy from white pill reply. This sounds right for hemorrhoids. Especially since it starts with a 2 and because of the pic. Also don't take stool softener. This happened to me too because i wasn't getting much fiber. I've always hated beans. Now i eat them every day and they've grown on me. I'm not fat either. Not a gym rat either just not fat. Don't skip on the daily beans.

Low fiber, plus high junk food will make this worse. If hemorrhoids get out of control surgery may be required. I'm poor too. Eating healthy is not expensive, just annoying. Yes it's easier when more rich cuz bigger selection. But this stuff doesn't happen to them poor beaners from latin America.

Here's some stuff to eat daily. Beans, legumes, dark green veggies, broccoli, carrots, fruits, avocados, banana, apple skin, pears, berries, nuts especially almonds, cauliflower, zucchini, celery, tomatoes, oatmeal (i think). 40grams of fiber recommended daily. Make a pot of beans for the week. Heat up some for every meal. Act while you still can.

That's not OP, that's someone else you're replying to, someone else with butthole problems but OP specifically said that he's not gay and he's not sexually active

Much appreciated, user.

I think a somewhat more sedentary life style might be a partial contributor. I'm still 'in-shape,' but, I don't get nearly as much cardio as I used to.

I do eat kale, broccoli, carrots, apples (with the skin,) cauliflower, corn, tomatoes, celery, and so on. I typically have some 'Life' cereal, or shredded wheat for breakfast.

I regularly make large pots of vegetable soup to eat throughout the week, so adding beans consistently to the menu wouldn't be too hard. As a matter of fact, I have a large can of baked beans in my pantry at the moment.

I shop at Aldi's, and cook my own food. I don't spend money on junk food, and garbage. I'll try upping the cardio, and eating more beans and lentils.

Thank you for the advice.

(I am not OP, I am
Yes, is correct.)

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This whole thread is retarded. Even down to the fake md faggot response. Your turd's just dissolving, but you already knew that because this is a troll. Successful nonetheless. Sage, go fuck yourself

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No I'm not a troll I was genuinely paranoid, but I tend to always be paranoid about things, the replies have helped me calm down so thank you guys but yeah, I was serious when I made this thread.

This was happening to me. You probably have internal hemorrhoids user. If you're sitting a lot that's probably why.

If you took your Jew-flu shot, you're already dead anyways

Bro no. Stop. Life cereal!? Life cereal is my absolute favorite cereal. It's texture, it's taste, it's smell. But there was a time where i was eating life cereal every other day for breakfast for like like two weeks. My stomach began to feel funny. I noticed my poop wasn't as good. I paused eating it and i felt better.

Then one day i ate two bowls of cereal after getting high. The next day my stomach was hurting and when i had too poop, i really really had to poop. I only have life cereal once every couple moths.

I recommend not eating life. I don't know why. Maybe there's another issue? I miss Life cereal :(

Based pooper

Hmm... Alright. I suppose I can pause on eating Life, too, and see if that helps at all. I'm partial to the cinnamon variety, myself. I tend to cycle my cereals, off-brand shredded wheat, Life, Cheerios, and occasionally Honey Bunches of Oats.

I'm sorry that Life doesn't treat you so well, especially since it's your favorite. That sucks to hear, user.

Great read. 11/10 easily.

>medifag
Have you ever seen some real shit? This right here isn't real shit. This some normal shit.

Jesus Christ man, it’s just a medical issue. If my son told me he had blood in his poop the last thing I would assume was that he was gay. Tell your doctor.