Give the Japanese Futon a place in your heart and home...

Give the Japanese Futon a place in your heart and home. It is part of a minimalist otakus journey to sleep on a real japanese bed and nakadashi his college girlfriend on such a firm yet supple mattress. I have the smug satisfaction of knowing that I sleep on an Authentic Traditional Japanese bed, and I love to tell this ti others. You will know a futon owner when they enter the room because of their straight back. amazon offers a money back guarantee if you dont like it, what more can convince you to buy such a simple affordable item!

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>nakadashi his college girlfriend
>not nakadashi the local loli he picks up at the playground
uhh cringe?

>Live in a rat infested apartment in New York
>Sleep on a futon where rat attacks you

No thanks.

Get help.

>Can't acquire decent tatami mats anywhere and can't layout the room in a way that would even make it look good. Shit tier ventilation would probably leave me with moldy tatami mats in no time flat too.
I've moved on from sleeping on barely-a-mattress on laminate and just have larger foldout mattress. I can still put it away but I'm not uncomfortable.

this meme still happening? Rats haven't been a problem in decades

I was looking at these on Amazon, one of the reviews said it grew mold and there were pictures. Why does that happen anyways?

>blocks ur path to a good night's sleep

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>fight rats off while nakadashi college girl friend
>pull out to slap rat with your dick
>honorabrew
>is this what it feels like to be a Japanese, imperial chad

You've got to air it out and if you don't then you get moisture trapped in it from your sweat and every other source of humidity and damp you expose it to.
People complaining about mold just don't air it out.

There are supposedly variations that you have to air out less but that's just how you have to take care of a futon.

Obvious advertising campaign forced meme

I feel like this would happen:

>about to nakadashi girlfriend
>EEEK! A mouse! A mouse!
>downstairs neighbor knocks on their ceiling with a broom
>Ayy! Keep it down I'm sleeping here

o.o

I don't think my peenus looks that much like a mouse...

I don't have a futon but I have an extra firm latex mattress topper I sleep on on the floor. Good enough. Though honestly a blanket on the hard floor is perfectly sufficient.

unironically this

Clearly you didn't use your katana to get rid of the mice before starting typical western mistake. The situation I am talking about is after they come back and you are in the middle of it. It is dishonorabrew to let pest stop you in the middle. You can't let the woman make you lose honor even if she is scared of mice.

Authentic futons like something you could actually buy in japan cost more than a real firm spring mattress here.
You don't have to ration out your space and live an austere life of compromises here in the US unless you live in NYC or LA.

Floors are normally uneven, at least to some extent, and as such really fucking suck to sleep on.
t. used to sleep on a hardwood floor due to back problems, switched to a futon until they went away

Normal mattresses don't need airing out and don't get unreasonably hot because there's nowhere for the heat energy to go.
You also don't breath in all the dust on the floor and all the low lying radon gas that is common in 1950s american buildings.

>americuh