Fuck this subscription cancer. It's only going to get worse. Remember that "you wouldn't download a car" ad? Yeah...

Fuck this subscription cancer. It's only going to get worse. Remember that "you wouldn't download a car" ad? Yeah, people won't be downloading cars but they will be downloading features for it

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Sorry chud. It's this thing called the future. You're not invited.

Just refuse to buy anything that can connect to the internet. FUCK IOT!

>future. You're not invited.
unfortunately i'm forcefully am

>car
>not japanese
consider suicide

chink cars are probably even more botnet

>physical keys for A/C (instead of touchscreen shit)
>good build quality (unlike mutttrash)
>reliable (unlike eurotrash)

does it run android or plain linux? if anything proprietary then into the trash it goes

I'll just use the bus, not own it, and I will be happy

who gives a shit
you plug an usb stick in with all of your favorite jpop tracks and never connect it to the internet
my old eurotrash car didn't even display japanese characters

Maybe linux but obfuscated because Tordvalds is a faggot and didn't GPLv3 the kernel.

Stallman was right.

>never connect it to the internet
>implying they don't include a builtin 3g modem to spy on you and do remote actions

You realize Toyota charges you monthly subscription fee to have a smart key function right?

You can't trust the Germans or the Japanese to make the car right. You can only trust the Americans.

Tesla has baseline heated seats, heated steering wheels, smartphone unlocking, rfid unlocking, drivers lane assist, etc where every other car company charges you thousands of dollars for these "mundane" features.

>people won't be downloading cars
but muh metaverse

why would a car OEM waste a single cent on extra features like that
not to mention that with the avg lifespan of a car you'd expect 3g to be deprecated halfway through it
and you can still buy a 00s corolla if you care about that shit

>why would a car OEM waste a single cent on extra features like that
because the gevornment forces them to

>Toyota charges you monthly subscription fee to have a smart key function
maybe if you live in a 3rd world hellhole with no consumer laws like america
>american cars
i'd rather castrate myself with a plastic fork than drive one of those death traps
>tesla has blah blah
they charged $10k for autopilot and failed to deliver
plus hybrids are better because you don't have to wait 50 years for them to charge

You will own nothing.

Autopilot is free on every Tesla.

You have to pay monthly fee to get a shittier version of autopilot level from GM/Ford.

BMW shareholder here. YOU VILLOWN NOTHING UND YOU VILLBE HAPPY

this
in all honestly though I'm sure someone will post a hack.

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YOU VILL EAT ZE BUGS UND YOU VILL LIVE IN ZE POD

>smartphone unlocking, rfid unlocking
Too bad they make it stupidly easy to steal Tesla's.

Yep. You just need to go into someone's comfort zone and then steal them. Why not just take a tow truck and steal the Tesla that way instead?