Give me your worst C code snippets.
Give me your worst C code snippets
Kys kiddo, this site is for 18+.
#include
main(){
printf("hello world!");
}
#include
main()
{
printf("hello, world\n");
}
found this in some trash book, it's K&R I believe, literally the most retarded hello world I've seen in my entire life
so funny, you two clowns ever considered forming a stand up duo?
we just did, you will never be a real C programmer by the way, might aswell move to Rust right now
Correct it should be
#include
main ()
{
puts("Hello, World!");
}
you probably meant to write
#include
int
main(void)
{
puts("good morning sir");
}
anything less pendantic is just cope that will lead to another reddit-tier
>Segmentation fault (core dumped)
thread, because you can't even get yourself to do this, you can't even concatenate two strings without fucking something up
ahem
#include
int main() {
write(1,"hello world\n",12);
}
>no implicit function use
>problematic mention of hell
baka
for me it's
main ()
{
write(1,"heaveno world\n",14);
}
>K&R tranny
>reddit anime meme
>unistd bloat
pretty cringoirono familiosa
for me it's
main()
{
syscall(1, 1, (long long)"hello sailor\n", 13);
}
jesus christ its jason bourne
static __attribute__((always_inline)) inline const int pcnt(uint32_t x) {
x -= (x >> 1) & 0x55555555;
x = (x & 0x33333333) + ((x >> 2) & 0x33333333);
x = (x + (x >> 4)) & 0x0F0F0F0F;
x += x >> 8;
return (x + (x >> 16)) & 0x3F; }
>not using __builtin_popcount(x)
>not using __asm__("popcnt %rdx, %rdx;")
void main(){
while(1){ malloc(1); }
}
#include
int main(void)
{
int height;
do
{
printf("enter the height of the pyramid");
scanf("%d", &height);
}
while (height
It works, just put a space after 'pyramid'
Got BTFO'd into oblivion in the previous thread, now they are seething. Cope. You will never be a C programmer.
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'c' code or something, i don't know