Interview with Amazon today boys

What do I do

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An Interview with Amazon

Kill em all

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Just wing it, either it works out or it doesn't. That's how I do all my interviews.

I passed my interviews with amazon and got an SDE 1 offer (didn't take it). Make sure you have multiple stories ready for their retarded leadership quality things. As for coding, if you aren't ready you're fucked

What position? They'll hire anyone to work in the warehouse.

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what TC were they offering?

get in the cagie

I interviewed for sdeiii and failed a couple of years ago

Overall:
6 back to back interviews, each one 1h lonf, half technical half leadership bs. Mentally was very challenging

Tech:
- a mix of system design and LC mid/hard.
- graph and DP mostly. DP they drilled me to come up with top bottom and bottom up approaches.
- system design were difficult. Design Facebook timeline with deeeeeep dives into storage (this was MySQL team).

Leadership:
- have at least 2 stories for each retarded principle

Screech and take a shit on the desk.

don't say nigger out loud

lay some serious gas in the interview room. it establishes dominance.

> zoom interview
> OP farts loudly and stinks up his own room.
> OP cries.
> Amazon manager asks OP to relate what just happened to a leadership principal

This is good advice. On my latest interview loop I was caught off guard by all the "tell me about a time when" questions. Seems to be a much bigger part of the interview these days than it used to be.

Tell them how much black lives matter. Bring it up at least twice per meeting.
>multiple stories ready for their retarded leadership quality things
do these things all have to be unique instances? usually behavioral crap I can use the same story for about 1/3 of the behavioral questions

Show them that you're capable of pissing in water bottles so that they know you won't take any breaks

conveyor belt is technology

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we are in Any Forums so I assuming is for working in logistics or as a dealer.

Just tell them you are ok with using adult diapers and you'll be in.