/twg/ - Tech Workers General

(Formerly /tjg/ - Tech Jobs General)

Thread for those of us who actually work in tech to tell workplace stories, complain about coworkers and management, share advice on how to progress in careers, and discuss the technologies we use at our cagies.

Eat healthy my friends or you will regret it.

>Getting Started
Want a tech job, but have no degree, skills, or experience? Read these before ruining this thread with basic questions:
christopherming.com/tech-jobs-no-experience/
learntocodewith.me/posts/tech-jobs-no-experience/
acilearning.com/blog/7-tips-for-getting-into-it-with-zero-experience
firsthand.co/blogs/innovate-with-influence-global-high-tech/how-to-get-a-tech-job-with-no-experience
indeed.com/career-advice/finding-a-job/easiest-tech-jobs-to-get-into
Come back once you have informed questions about interviewing, salary negotiation, etc...

>Interview Prep
leetcode.com/discuss/general-discussion/460599/blind-75-leetcode-questions
neetcode.io/
novoresume.com/career-blog/star-interview-questions
blog.interviewing.io/

>Salary Stuff
fearlesssalarynegotiation.com/
kalzumeus.com/2012/01/23/salary-negotiation/
codesubmit.io/blog/the-evolution-of-developer-salaries/
levels.fyi/

>How to Respond to Recruiter Spam
pastebin.com/WX4b62Jx

>Layoffs
layoffs.fyi/

>IRC Channel
#Any Forumstwg on Rizon

Please suggest more links to add to the lists

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Other urls found in this thread:

christopherming.com/tech-jobs-no-experience/
learntocodewith.me/posts/tech-jobs-no-experience/
acilearning.com/blog/7-tips-for-getting-into-it-with-zero-experience
firsthand.co/blogs/innovate-with-influence-global-high-tech/how-to-get-a-tech-job-with-no-experience
indeed.com/career-advice/finding-a-job/easiest-tech-jobs-to-get-into
leetcode.com/discuss/general-discussion/460599/blind-75-leetcode-questions
neetcode.io/
novoresume.com/career-blog/star-interview-questions
blog.interviewing.io/
freecodecamp.org/news/how-not-to-bomb-your-offer-negotiation-c46bb9bc7dea/
kalzumeus.com/2012/01/23/salary-negotiation/
fearlesssalarynegotiation.com/salary-negotiation-guide/
codesubmit.io/blog/the-evolution-of-developer-salaries/
levels.fyi/
pastebin.com/WX4b62Jx
layoffs.fyi/
kiwiirc.com/nextclient/irc.rizon.net/#Any
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

Is your pic for real

yes, eat your leaves

That wall came running at 100mph.

Dang she/he became fat.

what the hell is the right, how did her body get so fat while her arms stayed tiny
she looks fucking ridiculous

Darn... I wanted to update the op text with some new links. Future OPs, use this next time:
===========================
(Formerly /tjg/ - Tech Jobs General)

Thread for those of us who actually work in tech to tell workplace stories, complain about coworkers and management, share advice on how to progress in careers, and discuss the technologies we use at our cagies.

>Getting Started
Want a tech job, but have no degree, skills, or experience? Read these before ruining this thread with basic questions:
christopherming.com/tech-jobs-no-experience/
learntocodewith.me/posts/tech-jobs-no-experience/
acilearning.com/blog/7-tips-for-getting-into-it-with-zero-experience
firsthand.co/blogs/innovate-with-influence-global-high-tech/how-to-get-a-tech-job-with-no-experience
indeed.com/career-advice/finding-a-job/easiest-tech-jobs-to-get-into
Come back once you have informed questions about interviewing, salary negotiation, etc...

>Interview Prep
leetcode.com/discuss/general-discussion/460599/blind-75-leetcode-questions
neetcode.io/
novoresume.com/career-blog/star-interview-questions
blog.interviewing.io/

>Salary Stuff
freecodecamp.org/news/how-not-to-bomb-your-offer-negotiation-c46bb9bc7dea/
kalzumeus.com/2012/01/23/salary-negotiation/
fearlesssalarynegotiation.com/salary-negotiation-guide/
codesubmit.io/blog/the-evolution-of-developer-salaries/
levels.fyi/

>How to Respond to Recruiter Spam
pastebin.com/WX4b62Jx

>Layoffs
layoffs.fyi/

>IRC Channel
#Any Forumstwg on Rizon
kiwiirc.com/nextclient/irc.rizon.net/#Any Forumstwg (web client)

Please suggest more links to add to the lists

Desu I'd still simp hard for her if she let me

On topic, I'm on track to get the A+ cert (passed one of the tests already) so I can finagle my way into hell desk, but how fast could I get from there to say, sysadmin work?

I need a decent salary since I dropped out of college quick and I've been lying about it to family and I have less than a year before the jig is up. I also don't have nigger intelligence so I know what I'm doing, and good "soft" skills

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frfr no cap she lookin mid now on god

>so I know what I'm doing, and good
>can't do basic research
>drop out but smarter then coooledge indoctrinated blacks
doubt.jpg

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>be me
>get job at school district
>its all mac computers and students get their own ipad
>all i do is replace screen protectors
>every once in a while i have to reset a printer
>teachers are all retarded and full of themselves
>students, even high schoolers can barely form coherent sentences
>have to attend bi-weekly diversity seminars
>most of them focus on how to talk to trans kids so they feel included
i want to die.

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>district IT janny
>i want to die.
are you getting paid

I'd just kill myself

yeah
$20 an hour. id quit if not for that.
ive considered it

next time you're at a diversity propaganda session ask them what is the best way to tell a tranny that they will never be a woman

>Be extremely shy
>Eat alone every day
>Coworkers have stopped talking to me or inviting me over
>Few people I share workspace with are extreme normalfags I have nothing in common with
>Everyone is wealthier than me, probably the poorest employee in the area
>In order to get "connected" I need to do normalfag things like going out and spending lots of money on alcohol and sucking the boss off
I don't feel so good, bros....

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Listen you nigger, this is what happens when a genius man is crushed by the oppressive hand of fate, and university is 99% indoctrination and nonsense anyway, it can all be learned by oneself if of good cognitive ability, which I am.

Kek I got paid $17 at my first IT job which was a call center back in 2015. You are getting absolutely screwed

probably shopped

>bombed the amazon OA
>30 other apps sent, 0 responses

its over

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Could you share a personal or professional experience that stuck with you?

Yes, yes I could.

yeah, i had autism and met a people, they were fine but i was afraid of them for no reason and pissed myself

Bruh this feel way too close to my situation as an intern in zurich
Except I am working from home

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Go ahead

Do I have any chance of making it as an entry-level script kid in this economy?