You will never be Augustus. You have no roman blood, you have no noble blood, you have no Julian blood. You are a jewish man twisted by inbreeding and circumcision into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.
All the “salutes” you get are two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “centurions” laugh at your robotic appearance behind closed doors.
Romans are utterly repulsed by you. Hundreds of years of Roman Rule have allowed Romans to sniff out kikes with incredible efficiency. Even jews who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a Roman. Your nose structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk Roman home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your botched, misshapen foreskin wound.
You will never be glorious. You wrench out a fake ave every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a Scythian, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a cross, carry it up a hill, nail yourself, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your jewish name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a jew is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a nose bone that is unmistakably jewish.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
>*he’ll* turn tail Wouldn't that be more something for a Greek?
Jose Thomas
Octavian was literally a seething autist
Asher Turner
>It's another Zuck breaks into Augustus' tomb and steals his breastplate armor episode
Brayden Scott
>twisted by inbreeding So you are saying that you support race mixing?
Matthew Cox
>is psychotic >is successful Literally me /ourguy/
Lincoln Garcia
ancient romans genocided jews you tranny faggot
Kayden King
jews destroyed the coinage of the empire. The reason that coins have grooves in the edges is to prevent jews from shaving gold off every coin that passes their hands. They did that to Roman coins.
>you have no noble blood, you have no Julian blood To be fair, neither did Augustus. He was from a plebian family and was only posthumously adopted by Caesar.
Logan Lee
It's not an either/or. Ironically, Jews are simultaneously both racemixed and inbred, due to mixing with the various populations they lived among over the millennia, and then segregating themselves in tiny shtetls for centuries at a time.
Fair enough, but as a heavily patriarchal society, the patrilineal gens was far more important, which is why Octavian wasn't seen as a true Julii until after the adoption. By birth he was still a pleb (although a very well off one at a time when the plebeian/patrician distinction was becoming less important).
Dominic Mitchell
the same redditfags who don't recognize this pasta are the ones pretending like they belong here and you don't. sad!
Adrian Thomas
nobody mentioned vidya you retard
Cameron Jenkins
>stereotypes aren't true goyim
Colton Evans
Also, the fucker's favourite book is The Aeneid. Go figure.
