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At least Go and Javascript will make me money though

>at least sucking cocks will make me money though

Reject blub languages. Learn a Lisp.

epic analogy, will use in the future

lisp is blub compared to category theory

This

If I could get paid as much to suck dick as I do to write code I'd never use a computer again.

nice and based

>t. unemployed

Reminder what the web could have been

>so in 1995, Netscape decided to add a scripting language to Navigator. They pursued two routes to achieve this: collaborating with Sun Microsystems to embed the Java programming language, while also hiring Brendan Eich to embed the Scheme language.[6] Netscape management soon decided that the best option was for Eich to devise a new language, with syntax similar to Java and less like Scheme or other extant scripting languages.

>t. employed prostitute

if it went the other way, it would never have made a resurgence in the late 2000s

>t. NEET that nuts to japanese cartoons.
How pathetic.

>picrel
I wish Rust and JS had better criticisms than "muh tranny n' basedboi"

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hi emma, how is your hrt going?

That was all thanks to HTML5, CSS3, canvas, webgl, etc no?

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id say it was more a combination of V8 and how malleable javascript is to fit whatever paradigm you're comfortable with.

wrong, i hate tranime
but complaining about chinese drawings is a newfag thing, go back

based Go

based Perl