HR bitches be like
>Required: 5+ years of experience with JSON, code bundler, GitLab Actions
>Advantageous: working knowledge in YAML, CI/CD
>Hmm this candidate is a certified AWS, Azure and GCP DevOps specialist but the algorithm didn't find JSON and YAML on his resume. Should I filter his application or offer a junior salary?
HR bitches be like
Adrian Sanders
James Martinez
You forgot
>they didn't like you so they ghosted you after the interview and ignore all attempts at followup
Brayden Cruz
>not having 5 years experience in chmod
I shiyggydigit
Jason Ross
Sucks for you, a local medium sized company paid for my last two years of college and hired me right after, ain't that some shit.
Levi Williams
HR biches be like
>please join our company, we will double your current salary and feed pizza on fridays, please, please, please I want to get that sweet bonus and buy myself 10yo fiat 500
Owen Nelson
How can you have experience with JSON?
Do you type it manually every day for 5 years?
Charles Ward
You don't?
Owen Foster
h-how
Logan Davis
That's the joke
Nicholas Rogers
>fiat 500
is fiat even a popular choice abroad or are you italian
Austin Thomas
He was making fun of HR being generally paid less than IT
Brody Edwards
i know but i was asking if fiat was a popular or even remotely known brand outside of italy
Nicholas Wood
Diversity hire.
Thomas Miller
I have 5 years experience with ur mum xdddd
Colton Bennett
no it's
>10+ years java enterprise development
>10+ years Oracle PL/SQL
>10+ years full stack
entry level position
Landon Davis
>is fiat even a popular choice abroad or are you italian
there are tons of them all around Europe.
Jonathan Taylor
Any Forums applicants be like
>fake degree from gujurathi college
>mcdonalds fry cook experience for 3 months
>insane availability
not even HR, just a manager that does hiring instead of cunt HR.
Liam Turner
I think this is just standard. I've ghost companies after I've accepted another offer.
Lincoln Reed
Ahh JSON! The good old JavaScript Object Notation. Yeah I was the JSON guy at my last place. People would always come to me with their JSON issues. So much so I earned the nickname Jason haha.
>Whip out dick
>Continue to ramble about JSON
>Throw in a YAML Camel anecdote
David Gutierrez
Parker Cruz
counter-attack with a million buzzwords yourself