Be me

>be me
>bring girl i met on a bar home
>she starts asking for my insta and messenger account
>tell her I don't have social media because they ultimately led to the complete removal of privacy
>start giving her a lecture about free software and richard stallman
>mention linux as well, describe how it briefly works and why it is a better alternative to winbloat and macturd
>girl is fucking weirded out by all that, keeps saying "okayyyy"
>try to install gentoo on her macbook
>"OMG STOP I NEED MACOS"
>awkward silence
>deflect to talk about the GNU foundation and the impact it had on today's world
>yeah she should be primed now
>try to make a move
>get slapped as hard as you can imagine
>girl tells me she sees me as a friend and that I shouldn't try to do shit with her
>she calls up Chad on her iPhone to come pick her up
>Chad slaps and grabs her ass as they walk out of my home
>update Void linux and watch anime, before masturbating to CP
>cry myself to sleep

Do you ever regret falling for the linux meme Any Forums?

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I look like that

i have no doubts this is how you imagine yourself look if you're like OP and watch Calm Palace porn

This didn't happen.
Everybody knows OP is gay.

This didn't happen
Everybody knows OP will never be a woman

nakadashi and impregnate kirari-chan

>bring girl home
>explain extremist ideologies
>lecture and scold an uninterested person
>install an operating system that the user doesn't want, by force
>fucking gentoo
>pushing your will onto others
>masturbation
You made so many mistakes that i honestly can't belive this actually happened.

And no, i don't regret it.
I'm not as much of a socially inept mindless monkey fagot as you are.

relatable, just the last two lines tho

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At least you're using void.
You may be profoundly mentally retarded but at least someone convinced you to use a good distro.