Thou shalt not larp*

thou shalt not larp*

>*excluding creative liberties based on true events

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>My freshman dorm roommate in college tells me he's gay
>It's the very first day we've met, classes don't start until Monday
>He's horny and wants to get some suck and fuck on asap
>He promises he isn't coming onto me b/c he can tell I'm straight
>He just wants to know if I have girlfriend, I don't
>He's going to keep an eye out for girls to set me up with
>He wants to find a single gay guy to hook up with him asap
>Asks me to keep him in mind if I run across gay dudes to send his way
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>roommate is a gay top, but effeminate and very attractive
>makes a game out of chipping away at my heterosexuality by pointing out all the gay/feminine things I do and telling me what a good bottom I'd be
>always in a playful way but it used to really get me hard
>does it while we're drinking one night and I get really embarrassed how hard it got me and he notices
>tells me I don't have to be so scared, we can just try things together and see how I like them
>jerk off together, first time touching another dick and I guess I was really excited and horny because he ended up getting me to suck it
>fast forward not even a month and I'm on all fours on his bed taking my first cock

>had been sucking him almost every chance I could
>likes to tease me he knows I'm craving the day he puts it inside me
>I admit I want it, he makes me repeat it over and over
>the night of he has me strip and get up on his bed on all fours, face down ass up
>lubes and oils my hole, spends a long time teasing and playing with it
>feel his tip right at my anus, shaking I want it so bad
>tells me to beg for it
>come on just do it
>not until you beg
>end up begging him to fuck me over and over, then he finally starts putting it in
>bottom out almost immediately

go kys faggot

Didn't read don't care
Who is this semen demon? Isn't that the girl who does roleplay videos on PH? I forgot her name

go suck my boyfriends dick

>he loves teasing and humiliating me but always in a playful way
>but when he was fucking me that first time I could really hear it in his voice how hot it was for him too and it turned me on even more that I had him that excited
>"this is what you begged me for. is it as good as you hoped?"
>better. better. better.
>nothing in the world had ever felt like that
>"I had no idea you'd feel this good. You've needed this your whole life haven't you?"
>moaning yes over and over, literally couldn't think straight
>bottomed out and I'm flat on my belly, his body on top of me still pumping my ass
>neither of us are talking now it's just panting and moaning and the mattress thumping with his thrusts
>I am his entirely

33 and kissless virgin

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go on

I was secretly a camboy for over 10 years. I started after I left home for studying and continued later besides a teaching job at the university and another job later. I often got on cam directly after I came home from university or work and stayed for hours. I built a small studio in my living room and got into more and more extreme practices over time, involving big toys, selfsuck and fisting.
When I had less time to spend on cam, I also uploaded picture sets and videos to several porn pages for the clicks.

[cont1]
>That first night he lets me know he's rubbing one out as soon we turn off our dorm room lights
>Warns me to keep the lights off or I might catch a glimpse of him laying naked on his bed jerking it
>He's laughing about it which makes me chuckle and tell him it's likely I plan doing the same thing
>Sure enough when our room is dark, I hear him start moaning just loud enough for me to hear
>I can tell he wants me to hear him but is pretending like he's being very quiet so I can't hear
>After feeling awkward for a few minutes, I tell him I don't care how loud he grunts during masturbation
>He acts surprised and apologizes saying he didn't think it was loud enough for me to hear
>I laugh it off and tell him to go for it however he normally likes to jerk off
>I let him know I've had my cock in my hand the entire time but I'm a stealthy masturbator
>We start up a conversation about various sex topics while jerking ourselves in the dark
>He tells me quite a bit about his sexual history with details
>He asks me about how my sex life has been, I keep my answers short and simple
>Both of us have a single digit number of just 1 person
>Eventually he asks if I take my boxers clear off when jerking because he always does
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>Mgr at work is a party fiend
>Nicest guy ever too
>His wife is stupid hot and a bit vapid
>Always struck me as being in it for his money and security
>He talks pretty often about how they've been trying for a baby with no luck
>Always suspected she was on BC secretly milking him for money
>Get invited to his birthday houseparty at his new place
>Shit gets out of hand
>Everyone gets smashed during a game of Heads Up
>Split up, men in the basement, women in the living room
>Except for a slutty redhead who was my shadow all night
>Mostly ignore her but know deep down we'll end up fucking
>Mgr gets a serious migraine and can barely see
>Lean on each other and stumble up the basement stairs
>He tells his wife about the migraine and I say I'll get him to bed
>Somehow get up the steps and get him into what I now know is the guest bed
>Feeling queasy and contemplate laying down next to him
>Put in the effort to stumble to the next bedroom and crash
>Bedroom I now know is the master
>Wake up from a dead sleep to a mouth eagerly greasing my pole
>Still pitch black out can barely see shit
>Should have figured I couldn't escape redhead forever
>Resign to my fate and get really aggressive
>Start humping up into her mouth and put a hand on the back of her head
>Freeze and almost throw up
>Redhead had curly bushy hair
>The only girl with straight hair in a ponytail was...
>"Fuck me, Birthday Boy"

I want to believe.

My dad works for Nintendo

This one took me three reads to get.
What happened next?

I piss on myself during masturbation. Not every time though.

I think everyone runs into extraordinary circumstances at least once in their lives. I lived a normal, vanilla life up to this point, and a normal, guilty life after it.

go on. pics?

go on

Reposting from last thread.

My GF and her little sister had a great dane growing up that they used to experiment with. One night while laying under him and rubbing his dick against her pussy lips the dog went nuts and started thrusting and trying to get it in. She was a virgin and had never even put a finger inside of herself. She couldn't get out from under him and after enough thrusting he managed to break her hymen and kept pounding until he was in. They were both freaking out but she said there was nothing she could do to stop him. Hurt her pretty bad and left her really fucked up with guilt and shame. Couldn't tell anyone about it and lived in fear of her sister saying something.

tl;dr: gf lost her virginity against her will to her childhood dog.

>did she ever tell anyone else? did she ever do anything with dogs again?
In high school she told a counselor she had been forced into having sex but didn't specify by the family dog. This led to a whole investigation with her family pressuring her to name her abuser and piling on even more guilt and shame. Apparently the therapist they had her talk to seemed to piece together that it was something else but she never asked her about animals or anything. Just asked if the reason she won't share anything is because it's something embarrassing and shameful that she's scared of anyone finding out. Things defused from there.

She didn't like being around dogs despite claiming to like them. When we started dating I already had my dog and it took a while for her to be comfortable around him and actually led to an argument until she explained her history. Says she's never told anyone else. I had to pretend the story didn't turn me on when she was telling it, but over time as I kept asking for more details or for her to retell it she picked up that I liked hearing about it. She admitted she still fantasized about it a lot but how that's common for SA victims as they imagine a scenario where they were in control. Gives them some of their strength back.

Is it wrong this image in my head is hilarious?

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>They are down around just one my ankles so I don't have to search for them after I finish
>He lets me know he tossed his under his bed where he's decided to start his laundry pile
>He sleeps naked every night he masturbates which means he's sleeping in the buff most nights
>He wants to know if I'm still jerking myself or if all our talking put me out of the mood
>I tell him I'm as hard as I was when I started but I'm just kind of laying with it now
>I tell him it sounds like he's quit yanking his bc I haven't heard him moaning anymore
>I'm incorrect, he says he's been multitasking while talking and holding in any moans
>He says he'll try and stop talking as much so I should go ahead and start jerking away on myself
>Half a minute later he asks me how big my dick is "not because he's interested just out of curiousity"
>I tell him around 6.5 inches and he shouts ouyt "same"
>He semi-jokingly asks if he can turn on his desk light for one second and sneak a peak at my junk
>All his chatting about sex had me horny enough to want him to see so I tell him to go for it
>I moved my comforter to the side so I'm exposed, grip my erection and point it straight up into the air
>He flips his lamp on which has enough light to easily see him laying naked stroking his cock over and over
>He intentionally did that so I could catch a glance before he sat up a few seconds later to look across the room at me
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Why do the homofaggots spam these threads with their degenerate crap that no one asked for, are they just attention whores?

Is it wrong that every time I imagine it I get so aroused I have to rub one off to the thought of it?

hey buddy where's your post? I'll give it some attention too