What is death in the modern day like?

What is death in the modern day like?
Can I be buried despite being a bigger guy?

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Gotta buy two tickets on the plane to hell.

>bigger guy?
How big are you OP?
Why on Earth is that the first concern that comes to your mind?
Are you that fucking fat? Christ.

No. You need to be burned. You've already consumed more than your fair share of resources and taken up more than enough space. Your only redemption lies in being minimised into dust.

I'm not going to go to Hell

I'm around 310lbs I think
I just want to know for peace of mind.

naw...that's a terrible idea...you ever seen what happens to fat in the over!!!???

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I've given my family my wishes to be buried once I pass, I was just wondering how it would work for someone my size. I'm not super obese, but am still pretty big. My BMI is about 38-39 I think.

No one is too fat to die. I guarantee that.

Absolutely.

Dont worry. The funeral home will chop you up enough to fit all your mass into your casket.

I-Is that how they do it?? :O

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They make larger sized caskets. Don't sweat it.

This just makes me sad.

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Cool, I'm glad to hear that user. I would very much prefer to be buried.

True. The make small child-size caskets, too. Sad. Any specialty product will cost more, but it is out there.

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Funeral homes make arrangements with the deceased's family and then order what the family wants/needs and it is delivered within a day or so

You'll probably be cremated

It's all good. Funeral homes generally do a great job of taking care of the deceased and their family at the time of need.

They treat both with respect and kindness