You wake up and it's 2009 again. What's the first

You wake up and it's 2009 again. What's the first
thing you do?

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play runescape

go back to sleep

check out what CRAZY antics Chris chan is up to.

Expose Jeff Epstein

Buy Bitcoin, get in on the ground floor.

Who is this monkey-faced twat?

dear lord I'm too old to be here

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this. probably do some green dragon killing

Immediately spend 16 hours on /sp/ playing Boardgame Online, Real Lives 2007, watching Nickelodeon streams with the bros, post official power rankings and shitpost about the NFL

I miss bro culture

buy bitcoin?

Garbage attentionwhore that only the newfags from project chanology obsessed about.

Run away from home, start writing at an earlier age so I can rake in those sweet SERP positions.

Immediately become an extremely influential voice in games so I can gatekeep all the fucking Feminazis out of gaming so we can have big tiddy game girls again without these mongoloids fucking shitting themselves every time they see boobs

in 2009 ive met my woman who wasted my life so maybe not do it again

Roll over and kiss my late wife on the forehead.

Kms because I'm not doing the past 13 years of hard work all over again.

I start skinning myself to see what's beneath.

bitcoin and prevent my parents from divorcing

Kill Obama before his 1st Term really takes off.

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Roll over and kiss this guys wife on her forehead