What was the Lord thinking when He put the fun hole mere inches away from the sewage dispensing hole?

What was the Lord thinking when He put the fun hole mere inches away from the sewage dispensing hole?

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They're both fun holes

That is sodomy and will take you straight to Hell

One side is for intakes: smells, sounds, foods, drinks, airs, sights
other side is for ouputs: pisses, poops, sperms, offsprings, menstruations

Sauces for the bosses?

a womans body is fucking disgusting, really that fun hole is probably the filthiest part of the human body that is even after the poop hole
While when your dick is hard it seems like heaven but think of it logically after post nut clarity, not only is that hole disgusting and pretty much filthy 97.8% of the time, the thing it is attached to is like a fucking retarded emotional drain on the human species,
I honestly wish I was gay, things would be a lot easier

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>a womans body is fucking disgusting
you will never know because YWNBARW

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don't call her pussy "sewage dispensing hole", i mean sure kids can be bothering, but they aren't THAT bad.

it's not a fun hole, their both shithole because one shits out humans and the other shits out shit.đź–•

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hit it then bro lol

sodomy with a woman is perfectly fine in abrahamic religions

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And why did He make women's mouths and assholes perfectly dick-sized, if His plan did not include blow jobs and buttfucking?

For that matter, He must love homosexuals since He made so many of them. Why would He make them if He hated them? That makes no sense.

If you try to play in the park without permission, you will get covered in shit.

It's proof there is no god.

He did this on purpose so we can "accidentally" slip in the wrong hole. And I'm thankfully for that.

At least he didnt give humans a cloaca like birds.

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Or maybe god doesnt exist and humans just love buttfucking because its a fun thing to do.

Or maybe god just thinks its funny to cover people who disobey him in shit.

At least I'll have a smile on my face...

the same muscles that push out turds also push out babies…

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