I'm going to the dollar store. What should I get to have some fun when I get home?

>I'm going to the dollar store. What should I get to have some fun when I get home?

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Do they still sell these?

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Yes sir they do.

Sharpie

Up my butt?

That's the idea.

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I have no idea what that is

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that fuckin bird balances on the tip of your motherfucking finger bitch