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5G

5G

I'm seein double! 20G??

Nerve gas transported through 5G

4G

This is the real answer. Just like how fish school birds in large flocks will just move with the rest of the pack on instinct.

level 100 paralyze

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>5^2
>20
do americans really?

hello newfag

I fucking hate that this image made me choke laughing

it was the jews

>he never saw the deleted scenes on the Signs DVD

They flew into the space ship

Squit Games

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I like to report posts that shit on jannies just so that they have to read them.

LOL

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>Modded XCOM2

eternal bleeding

They didn't fly so good.

>Nergigante
Do japs really just mash words together and name it a boss

Fifth booster shot side effect.

Wrong because if that was ER, it would have been a 1 hit kill.

Yes

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Neurotoxic gas, (nerve gas)

xD

this image is pottery

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seethe lab rat

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the [deleted] really makes this image

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What bro it was epic? Do you listen to Joe Rogan? That dude is so smart lol
Dumb cnn

>the famous pig of Kiev

This honestly may never be topped. It really might be the pinnacle of Any Forums filename humor.

kek

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good posts

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5G

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I laughed and then felt bad

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They did it to themselves. Thought they could get smart using GD-Rs rather than DVDs. They gambled that DVDs wouldn’t catch on, and that it was too early to try. Playstation gambled that they could force people to adopt the platform by making the cheapest DVD player on the market.
Sega had their chance, they could’ve done what Sony did except with an 18 month head start. They chose not to

He probably felt bad about the dead kid, not SEGA

I was more referring to the dead kid but yeah that too I guess

Made me chuckle.
:)

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heh

>explosion happens behind him
>clothes flow towards explosion

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Fucking BASED.

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>every cell tower is "5G tower" now
lmao'ing @ ur life

mustard gas

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chimney smoke

5g is what happened.

Oh fuck, here we go.

I'm not going to pay a company's wages for them.

it's an implosion

>593932184

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youtube.com/watch?v=e8-sMJZTYf0

>refuses to pay employees living wage
>NOOOO YOU ARE A CHEAP PIECE OF SHIT!!

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kek

>Servers in the US are paid $2 to $3 per hour because restaurants are permitted to bypass the federal minimum wage requirements
So bitch to the government about it instead of customers?

should have named this "thread killer"

Wait, so the answer is that the premise is wrong? what the fuck?

No brainlet, the answer is the teacher is a fucking retard.

I didn’t even register it was a kid’s coffin, just thought someone edited Sonic onto it

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>if you can't afford to tip you can't affort to eat
>"Ok I'll eat somewhere else"
>restaurant goes bankrupt and the workers lose their jobs
gg no re

yeah i see "Marty ate more pizza than Luis" as a factual statement that youre supposed to justify. but it's instead a falsehood that youre supposed to deny. it's a stupid fucking question that would never make its way into any european schoolbook

Funny thing is, american waitstaff on average earn significantly more than european waitstaff
The only people who bitch about tips are the people who got absolutely FILTERED

dont help your kid with math homework.

There's nothing wrong with the question, read the first world its a reasonableness question, not a mathematics question. The kid was right, the teacher was incredibly stupid.

They ran into the powerline. They were so close together they all got zapped ( and the ones that didnt get zapped got knocked to the ground by having the others fall on top of them)

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Oh shit, is this the new ToeJam and Earl?

Ah shit I remember.

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They all put out radiation nigger, 5g is just even higher power

if youve ever wondered why your food is cold when your grubhub/ubereats order arrives is because we only use the hot bag for tipping customers. sorry not sorry

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yes, but doesnt pretty much everyone in the US have a higher wage on average than euros because euros pay way more in insurances that the american can choose to pay for afterwards or not.

3G

Birds are retarded and fly together by playing "follow the leader". Mix those two combinations and you sometimes get a retarded leader bird sending his entire flock straight to the ground.

If you ever wondered why I demanded a refund, trashed my delivery driver and gave a 1 star review, it was because the food was cold.

This is a great way to get your head blown off. Is your job worth it?

He left too fast...

doesnt affect us in any capacity
lol

why in the world would I PAY someone else to deliver MY food to ME. That's insanity.

>grubhub
youtu.be/BwBrAdNIQMo

Here is a tip.
Demand your job pay a livable wage.

>Implying I'm enough of a subhuman piece of fucking shit to ever use delivery instead of cooking or at least going to get the food my fucking self.

nerve 6G

so dont use food delivery apps then?i consider it a second job as should anyone else. gets me some extra money for just driving around its great

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But even treating it as a mathematics question would lead you to the same answer

4/6x > 5/6y
4/5x > y

Martys pizza has to be at least 25% larger than Luis'

>Rune Factory protagonist meeting.jpg

I don't lol. I was just posting how insane it is that people pay for that "service"

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Even when you adjust for that, american waitstaff earns more. After tips, the average waiter earns about $20-$21 an hour, significantly more than what a lot of people are proposing their salary be ‘raised’ to.
Typically, the only people who oppose ‘tipping culture’ are either cheapskates who despise rewarding people for excellent service, and the absolute bottom-barrel waitstaff who never get tips because they spit in people’s food and get the orders wrong constantly.

If you ever deliver my food cold I WILL remember your face and punch your teeth out next time you show up. Don't even test me, punk. I do not forgive I do not forget.

What's the sauce my dude

Waiters earn more than a ‘liveable wage’. Ask me how I know you’ve never worked in the food service industry

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>this makes weebs shit and piss their pants in laughter

no, you will instruct us to leave your food at the door like everyone else afraid to show their face after they tipped 0

it's literally the webm of a dog walking buy, literally nothing happens for the whole video

5/6 of 60 is 50
4/6 of 600 is 400. See how the 4/6 is greater than the 5/6 in this case? That's simply it, the 4/6 pizza was larger, there's no real difficulty here.

You laugh but there are people out there crazy enough to do it. I personally would slap you will smith style.

>cheapskates who despise rewarding people for excellent service
I have never received "excellent service"
You are a failed human being and shall be treated as such.

>The bucket
Perfect

>final fantasy VII

I remember when I was a delivery driver I preferred cash tips so I didn't have to report em. You guys just punish anyone who doesn't add the tip to their CC or you just a larping retard

>an enemy goes out of the game boundaries

I don't tip, simple as. Demand a living wage from your bosses, pussy faggots.

i always personally please tippers

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Yes 600 > 60 satisfies the requirements for 4/5x > y retardanon, thank you for adding

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>not being both

Kek how much gas did that cost you?

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I made it very simple for your autism brain, no need to thank me. I don't know where your x>y shit even comes from sperg.

>server expects me to pay her $10 to fill up my glass of water and bring me a plate
Fuck off

You know what has a frequency of 7 TERAhertz?
sunlight

15. it was 30 but they paid 15 for me. i have a fuel efficient vehicle

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NTA, but assuming his car averages about 30mpg (most newer cars can do better) and the average delivery is about 5 miles, and the price of gas is $4 a gallon (lets go brandon), then he probably spent about $25-$30 is gasoline.

while tipping is completely normal is most of europe i find the whole tipping "culture" really weird. like, everyone you ask will tell you you get a tip if you do your job well or you give a tip if the staff did a good job, yet when the customer doesnt think it was work worth a tip everyone starts screeching about muh tipping culture. you either get one or you dont, you cant expect one and when you do get one, even a single cent is a tip. demanding some minimum is retarded. im not obligated to give you anything beyond what my order cost. if i feel like giving you extra, thats my decision and mine alone.

>don't pay their employees enough wage
>convince them it's the customer's duty to pay them
>watch customers and employees fight when it's all your fault
america sure is a wonder

>i have a fuel efficient vehicle
You're exactly the kind of tip loving soiboi I imagined you to be.

correct. its a 2021 kia lol

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HAHAHAHAAHA.
this made me shit and piss my pants in laughter

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I never tip and I only eat at restaurants once.
I AM NOT paying your employees for you.

Don't you think you might be exaggerating a little bit?

user, my family tipped some waiters up to 100. Some friends even tipped 400.
The thing I absolutely despise about Americans is that they FORCE the tips.
It's not a tip if you force it, it's a tax.
Tips reward good service or if you just want to tip because why the fuck not.
But I won't enter any restaurant that forces me to tip

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please ma'am REDEEM the tank stance sir

oxygen is getting pulled in to fuel the explosion

I think it might be Nadia.

Haha driving is fun

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i evade taxes

I want a shirt with "They can't lick our Dick" and a picture with Nixon.

>doesnt affect us in any capacity
larping retard.

youtube.com/watch?v=V4sbYy0WdGQ

dailymotion.com/video/x3ttfiq

on your mark by miyzaki

Does anyone actually appreciates the hard work janitors do?

Every day, in every board, everybody SHITS on them all the time..

Forget Here's a better quality version: dailymotion.com/video/x7trlil

Kys janny

Nobody really talked about or cared about ‘tipping culture’ until about a decade ago when open communists started screeching about “muh living wage”, around the same time as the discussion around a $15 federal minimum wage picked up steam. Even then, the discussion is mostly restricted to terminally-online twitter retards (who have far too much political and cultural sway, considering their status as an absolute minority).

what is this image trying to convey?

>poptart pauldrons
hell yeah dude

>gets paid $5-$10 an hour more than a salaried worker being paid a liveable wage
Nothing personnel..

I unironically do not own amnesia, half life or portal

You’re not forced to tip anywhere that isn’t a michelin star restaurant where the cheapest thing on the menu is $70. Nobody forces you to give Billy Jo at the Dennys a $5 tip, except your own conscience. Stop externalising your actions

AHHHHHHH GOD DAMMIT I WANT A SMOL TAIGA GF SO BAD AHHHHHHHHHH

>Find Margit first
>My friend insists I need to go back "south" and do more things
>Ignore his fag advice, beat Margit within 10 deaths. With the last death being the kill. My magic swords i set up that got me killed fired and killed him while he was teabagging me.

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I never tip and I've never had cold food delivered using justeat/ubereats

Get an actual skilled job if you want big boy money retard

it doesnt. squat

Maybe try being respectful of their hard work for once?

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>magic
you didn't beat him.

This isn't even true. Tips are recorded and if the waiter/waitress doesn't make enough to succeed minimum wage the employer has to pay the difference made to up to it. I don't understand why this shit is still is still a fucking thing i have to explain. I've seen roasties who post getting 1400 or so tips in a week but then post their 100 dollar actual restaurant check crying about it. Well making far above minimum wage. But at the same time are guaranteed it if they fail at service.

no! enjoy ur cold fries nigga

this also featured strongly in DaS3, but that game wasn't a big time normie fad so it never gets discussed.

>respecting people who choose to moderate online forums for absolutely free
lmfao no

Is that Rich Piana on the right?

KRYLL! GET INTO THE LIGHT!

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Because the people who complain about it are both unemployed and have never worked in the food service industry.

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I don't. :( m-maybe an user would b-buy it for m-me?
kidding im poor and only play games from 2002 on my $3000 PC

I hope you feel this way next time you see a disgusting porn thread and no one deletes it

Its alot less common in DaS3. Its more of a novelty used with stuff like the Nameless King where he tracks hard and you gotta roll most stuff. I remember even with Gael i could walk around a great deal of his attacks and the hitboxes were better. ER just reeks of bad hitboxes hiding either behind being massive for the sake of it or super high tracking on the startup frames so you are forced to block/roll. I really wish From would borrow the right things from Nioh. There is so much more freedom of movement to walk around attacks for optimal punishes then just dodging like a QTE in the long run. Also it was in Sekiro its in Nioh. Can we atleast get a option to toggle the invisible posture bar on?

KEK

I couldn't give less of a shit. and if it bothers you so much just don't enter that thread

people do. republicans are staunchly against people making money from work rather than investments so it'll never change.

theres a webm of this kid who puts a bucket over his head when a car does a drive by near him.
wish i had it saved.

5G (G stands for gas)

strong 5g is erect, natural g is limp

they were vaxxed

>forcing servers
wasnt it written just a sentence ago they accept this?
Is someone forcing them to work at restaurants? I dont get it.

holy fucking shit based

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Just like most of American 'culture' it's a big corporate meme and you've been brainwashed into accepting it as normal that businesses can not pay their employees and then try to guilt trip their customers into paying more to help out their poor staff as a form of charity busking minus the good intentions.

>he supports minimum wage
another slave.
How about you do whats right.
The free person is a moral person.
Only slaves do not look for what is moral since they have no freedom to choose and thus no responsibility.

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Based crow knower-respecter

no one tips cash anymore. they prefer convenience

This coming from a wageslave too scared to strike and disobey 'masser'. Sorry wagie, I won't be showing pity on a spineless worm.

bird gas

Very nice one

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>you HAVE to let me know you're not going to tip me before the meal starts so i can spit in your food or you're the asshole!
fucking kek

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Metaphor for society

All the real trees near the tower died.

That's literally how businesses operate, retard. Do you think the money you pay for items just disappears into the ether and the wages paid to employers are the savings that the business owner keeps under his mattress?

Super Paper Mario flip
Super Paper Mario 2.5D

LAND OF THE FREE

imagine knocking her up with triplets, watch her tiny body fail to contain and sustain them, watching her die while the doctors save the babies by cutting her open, and then raising your kids with minori

A "salary workers" is simply a provider of services for money.
He provides his work for pay.
His client, the "boss" gets the service and pays him while also providing a service to his client for money etc..
In a free society everyone is a voluntary provider of services and a client that pays for services.
Only governmental violent monopolies allow themselves to coerce innocents.

Crow talons typed these posts. Beware, there are crow shills all over this site.

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You almost got me to reply sincerely to scold you for your stupidity. Decent work.

what the fuck? it's even shaped like an MCV!

What was the name of thas webcomic?

america is fucking pathetic

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I think the question is poorly written because it assumes both pizzas are of equal size without explicitly stating this. If the teacher had any sense, they should've realised their student was actually smart enough to consider proportional differences and marked it correct.

LOL last year's summerfags

birds are birds retard

Those aren't trees

And just like most yuropoor culture is built on spiting those with more than you, even if it means you end up with less in the long run.
>I prefer the working class be poorer, so long as the rich are less rich

25G

I don't tip.

lool

If you "Press Yes to round up for Charity" because you're uncomfortable pressing a "No I Don't Want To Donate button", then you are a weak, emotional chump and you are being manipulated for other people's financial gain. This is how tipping culture works, except you aren't even allegedly helping starving children, you're only helping some fat fuck who owns a chain of restaurants left to him by his parents.

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Wtf were they thinking

A COLD BEER ON A FRIIIDAY NIGHT

>Pic rel
Of course a pigeon claims that corvids are subverting Any Forums, corvids are intelligent enough to speak, unlike winged rats, but that doesn't mean corvids are posting on Any Forums, we don't even care, but of course a PIGeon has a conspiracy about corvids on the internet

Cyclists. They're never thinking.

When you buy food from a restaurant for example, the money goes to 1. Paying the employees, 2. Buying additional supplies to replace what was consumed, and 3. Paying the owner.
When you patronise them, you are paying the employee indirectly. When you pay in tips, you are paying the employee directly whilst cutting out the middlemen of the owner/employer, the bank, and the taxman.

The only person that doesn’t understand how businesses work is you.

jews from /leftypol/ vaxxed them using 5G and satanic incantations

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>he thinks they don't tax tips

That 5G goes hard, bruh fr

Not cash tips

>Does anyone actually appreciates the hard work janitors do?
Jannies don't do shit.

>he pays tips on credit

Crippling mental retardation thinking that's how palm trees wilt

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vg cats
they're shit

Top kek how do you think they tax cash tips?

Look at all this hard work right here:
arch.b4k.co/v/search/deleted/deleted/type/op/
Apologize right fucking now!

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>woooooow why are there 18 million less whites than 10 years ago?

>He literally doesnt know

Thanks.
I just felt nostalgic since I used to check his page for new comics every week back in 2004-2008 but as you said they're in fact pretty shitty.

It's for restaurants that don't traditionally do delivery services.

>All those fucking simps

you see him drag his foot on the ground which is how you make a sharp turn while going fast. however due to the weight of the extra people the bike wouldn't turn, too much momentum.

they took the vaxx

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Wait the US taxes tips? Jesus christ do Americans REALLY

You mean deleting on topic posts/threads without even reading them because some retards sent some butthurt reports?
Or letting off-topic political or porn dump threads hit bupp limit while sending warnings to anons who report them?
No. Fuck jannies and fuck mods. They are all massive faggots.

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I feel sorry for that kid

I guess my brain is mush because I've had a 5g router in my basement for years lmao

Someone set us up the bomb.

No, the question presents that Marty ate more than Luis as fact, ergo the only reasonable (keyword) explanation is that Marty's pizza was bigger. The teacher is just literally dumber than a kid.

tips aren't taxed, even if you pay with credit.
some stores don't have a proper payment processor so tips are counted as part of the purchase order and are taxed, but thats the business fault.

>on topic posts
you attaching a first google image result and being a racist asswipe isn't an on topic discussion.

Hello janny

get a real job, DeVante

It's okay as long as he follows the herd.

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kill yourself

turbotax.intuit.com/tax-tips/jobs-and-career/how-to-claim-tips-on-your-tax-return/L2xnHeQvl

i didn't rest at the bonfire in front of the castle because i had full hp
killed margit and godrick and i was like "wow i'm suprised they haven't let me level up yet..."
then a friend told me to rest at the gate bonfire lol

apply this to yourself, edgy gg shitposters ruined this board and many others with their retardation

Maybe back then it wasn't bad, but the entire thing is a shitfest now. Last I heard he tried to do porn, changed his artstyle, people hated it and he had a hissy fit. Though the accuracy to these claims I cannot say.

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Jannies are niggers because we want to spam wojak and frogpost edits about offtopic shit all day and it makes us have a tantrum when we don't get our fucking way.
Now call me based for behaving like a child.
I'm kino based.

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WOW America really is a shit hole

I'm still seething.

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I remember that story from the Magnolia movie.

what the fuck

mods are niggers

What the fug

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Mods are fags, news at 11

MODS SUCK DONKEY DICK

HOLY BASED

based mods

Filename threads aren't allowed on Any Forums anymore? What the fuck?

Twitter posting is okay though

I do but I don't matter

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they aren't vidya, especially this one

it isn't, twitter screencap threads are also shit

Unfathomably based

That's just wrong, there are many restaurants that have a "gratuity cost" attached to every check

They are vidya though, they relate images to videogames through the joke filenames. They've always been a part of board culture

Not according to mods

Birds flock together. They all keep an eye on the bird next to them so they can copy them, creating unified movement throughout the whole flock. One bird fell down, so they all fell down

Never thought I'd see whites chimping out.
Zoomers though, so that explains it.

Looks like the alpha bird went retarded and dove face first into the pavement, the rest followed him

someone speculated that they got attacked by a predator off camera and tried to evade it

what if it decides to fold with you inside

You clip into the backrooms

>filename threads start getting deleted
>IRL boss threads start getting deleted
These faggots are trying to kill Any Forums.

Good

If I saw this, I'd leave no tip and I'd also leave a nasty Yelp review.

What's dash time and active time?

most likely a hawk (or multiple hawks) was chasing them off camera, like a sharks surround a a school of fish. since they formed a tight group there was not enough air between them to stay in flight, so they dropped like a sack of potatoes.

I'll tip based on the service I get. If it's awful, I won't tip, so how am I supposed to know beforehand?

CLAMP character design