Had both legs cut off. Ask me anything

Had both legs cut off. Ask me anything.

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Same pic but with penis instead of beer can?

Nah

It must be difficult to type using only your stumps

Very much so. Thank God I've still got my hands to stand on.

How fast can you run?

Did you try walking it off?

Why does your dick look like a can of beer?

Can't m8

Yeah but now my balls are sore

Thicc dicc boi

Congratulations friend, I've always wanted a penis longer than my legs

What's the disability cut?

1) why did you have your legs cut off

2) what's the worst part about living with no legs that you had never considered before it happened

What sort of accident user

At least your dick is long enough to touch the ground while you stand

Jelly?

Less than you'd think. But I also work.

Sarcoma

The height. Being this short makes things high up a pita.

Yes

Did you ever have sex since you got your legs amputated?

It's illegal to get drunk and ride a bicycle or skateboard but is it illegal to get drunk and ride a wheelchair?

damn you had bone cancer in BOTH legs?

Do you have a car that lets you drive with your hands? how much did it cost?

Are you worried you won't find a partner who accepts you without legs? If you have a partner, are you worried she will eventually leave you because there's more of a burden on her now and forever? I know a little about that myself, because I'm married and have severe health problems now

yeah it's called a wheelchair

Yes

Not as far as I know

Sure did

Not yet. Basic adaptive controls are pretty cheap but full wheelchairs vans are really expensive.

I've managed to do ok with women. Luckily I'm fit and otherwise attractive. Still I think the girl I'm seeing is using me and probably fucking other dudes.
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