I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE

I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE

TELL ME HOW TO GET A GF RIGHT NOW

RIGHT NOW!!!!

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uh... maybe wash your ass, i think that helps

Get off Any Forums. Become attractive and successful and happy without a gf. Then get a gf.

You don't want one

irish american queen

YOU WILL NEVER BE A WOMAN! NO ONE WILL TOUCH FEMBOYS AND TRANS LIKE YOU

Chase money, not pussy.

drink Coke™

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Go to Thailand.

ur not gonna lol but if you do manipulate her and keep her

there is going to be a great recession in females in the united states soon, almost to the level of china.

quads and tru

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POST RARE CIARAS NOW
CHECK THESE TRIPS

Lower your standards, up your location radius.

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fine ill post some

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Do you think Ciara would have been a good e-thot streamer or OnlyFans whatever?

Get a hobby where you are forced to interact with people. Try to make your voice less monotone like autists have. Be ready to converse but not hellbent on it. Be interesting and appropriately interested. Don't be fat. Don't be dorky. Have male friends. Exercise. Have somewhere you go regularly that has friends there.

Have a pickup trap to execute for when girls flirt(assuming they ever will)
Here's how mine went:

"Hey I'm going on a hike tomorrow, it's 4 miles round-trip, you can cruise if you want."

Then I had a spot on the hike where we had to jump a fence to keep going. This is when I help lift her over after I jump over and at least get a hug but mostly do the first kiss.

Then at the top of the hike: "oh user, I've never seen our town from this viewpoint, you are so independent and have awesome unique interests" and I'm like "duh, but anyway, all this hiking had got me tired, good thing the easy way is downhill, I'm gonna jump in my hot tub after this, care to tag along?"

Three hours into the date and I am fucking in that hot tub. I've done this with hmmm I'm guessing around 15 chicks, including my wife when we were first dating. Haven't had to do it in almost 20 years, but by all means go for it.

U cant

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>"Hey I'm going on a hike tomorrow, it's 4 miles round-trip, you can cruise if you want."
get out normie

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eat McDonald's fries

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play video games

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