How can I make a few ramen soups and half a loaf of bread last until next Monday

how can I make a few ramen soups and half a loaf of bread last until next Monday.

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eat a piece of bread for breakfast and half a cup of ramen for dinner. drink coffee and a ton of water

starve

Pretend its next monday right now.

No dogs or cats where you live?
/Russian field rations.

Got any rice?

make it into a big soup. Water it down. Put into tupperware. Eat a slice of bread with the soup.

Go to a food pantry.

I could go to my local church and ask if they some. there's a homeless shelter not far from there.

Only eat half a ramen block

Smoke meth

Do any supermarkets near you have sample days? You can walk through mtiple times with & without a hat or jacket and eat the samples.

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Fat contains 7000 kcal/kg

You need 1600-1800 kcal/day for basic metabolic functions, with mild exercise (walking, etc.)

You are a westerner so you are guaranteed to be overweight

Suck up your hunger pangs. Ration your food. Drink plenty of water. You'll survive.

Well if you can get some rice you can stretch out that ramen quite a bit. Take a half cup of rice, cook it half way, add a bunch of water, the spice packet, and the ramen, then cook for another min and let it sit. If you're really scraping by its enough for 1 large meal or you can split it into 2 meals, and then just have a slice of bread with it.

Depending on what you can get from the shelter you can make it work 100%. It may not be the tastiest, or the healthiest, but you wont starve.

Are you the Canadian user from a while back? If so how has your life improved since then, if at all? Also it seems you still have internet so at least you have that going

Shut the fuck up you faggot, You and I both know you can't tell what race someone is by what they post. Not even on Any Forums AND THEY USE FLAGS! Now shut the fuck up and go back to whatever logposting shithole you cralwed out of.

>has your life improved

the guy is rationing his ramen noodles.

Canadian is a race?

Don't eat them.

this, OP.

Why would you want to do that? Just buy more food, retard.

Shoplift a sandwhich

Ramen noodle sandiwches it is