What is your dream job

what is your dream job

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Being alone, sitting down, doing some bullshit job, Not having to interact much with coworkers, getting paid handsomely, having a lot of downtime to use phone or listen to music.

Mercenary, or killer for hire

Massage therapist for boy athletes.

I'm a tard wrangler, and work at a private home from 11pm-9am. I shit post, play switch, or sleep. The only real work I do is around 3 hours a day. Can't do much when everyone is asleep.

Breast examiner to the stars.

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Listen faggot, I'd literally get on my knees and suck your dick if you give me info about this. How did you even get the job? How much do you get paid?

About $16. I could get you hired, and get a refural bonus, but I doubt you even live close to me. I got the job because I was friends with my old bosses son at the time.

I'm also full time so 80 hours a pay period

You might be right but what state ate you in?

>yup those are fucked
Next!

This... But I also sell Heroin and Benzos all day. Am I maybe crazy or evil? Tell me please.

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Illinois

Pretty much what I'm doing now. Collecting military retirement and disability and just cruising fapping to lolis all day. Occasionally watch the wife fuck a friend.

If it isnt you then it is war that is responsible for killings and atrocities. The world as we know it is shit and always has been. Youre just selling something people already want or need. I dont care. Give me that money without the death, I dont want to end up on liveleak

Is this what ptsd does to a man?

You're lucky. I'm surprised you weren't busted yet.

Ah fuck, I live in CA. A bust. Makes sense though, you must be getting paid great for illinois. Whats the min there? Min over here is like 15 or 16, I'd imagine you'd be living well

does this question imply "what would you love to do for money?" or "what would you love to be really really good at?"

Check this out. Seems like kind of the same company I work for.
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Gynecologist but only for hot sexy women not fat gross sluts only bust big ass babes not blown out hoes

It should be around $13 currently, but our union is constantly demanding we're paid more. I live in a small town so it's pretty comfortable, and I'm actually able to save up. No paycheck to paycheck for me.

def crazy but not necessarily evil

you do you, man
stay safe

You'd do that for free anyways you fag...

Molesting kids on an airplane

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Yeah, also a prostate examiner but only for hot hotties, no gross fatties. You'd get paid to see all these hotties spread their asses and you'd put your finger in there

Only men have prostates you fucking faggot

He is from California...

So what would I be looking for? I dont want to get paid less because I managed to fuck that up, i want to be a tard wrangler
Sounds great, no more paycheck to paycheck ratrace barely staying alive breaking even. Although illinois though, seems like a bunch of nigs and junkies livw there. I'd do it though.

I would love to be a voice actor, I love the work of legends like Rick May (rest in peace) or some of the ones that work in Palmera Records in Argentina or Sensaciones Sónicas in México, I want to be one of them, I want to hear my own voice on tv and I hope some day I get to dubb myself, like, who's better to dub someone than himself? The thought of dubbing myself is just amazing.

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No I wouldnt, also I am not gay
No they dont, thats basic marine biology stupid dumb fuck. Didnt you pay attention in school?

It beats working with the public. Yeah Illinois sucks ass. I fucking hate this state.

He never said anything about inspecting women or women having prostates you illiterate filthy fucking retard.

Go fuck your cousin you pathetic dumbass lowlife.

I'm 36. They actually taught real biology in school in my day.

Pedo

King of the world.

PTSD, or, just not giving a shit about anything anymore after being run ragged as a broken airborne infantryman. Now, just enjoying my broken body as much as I can with the wife and in semi-retirement.

Why do you even bother browsing forums if you can't read?

Shup faggot and smell your fingers