My single goal right now is to try and get as much pussy as possible. How can I achieve this bros?

My single goal right now is to try and get as much pussy as possible. How can I achieve this bros?

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Fuck, why does she have no tits brooooos

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be born Black

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Go on a chloroform-filled raping spree through some third-world country.

This is an excellent point. OP what race are you and how big is your dick?

Go to third world country with your dollars or euros, and spend it all on hookers

Talk to a lot of girls and don't play games. If you're talking to a chick and feel like u got a connection or some shit make a move. That's it

Hispanic average sized dick

Adopt all the cats you can afford from animal shelters.

become a mortician

do a mad rush on dumb white girls
offer to eat their tacos in a shitty speedy gonzales voice
they'll think it's clever bants because they're retarded
it doesn't matter if you're not mexican, they can't tell
just go stuff those gorditas, amigo
>you asked for quantity, not quality
>bag those fat girls and work through their fat friends till you hit one that can fit in a rowboat, then move on
>row row fight the powah

Go after ugly chicks. That's the only way to guarantee a steady flow of low self esteem pussy.

It actually works

tik tok and instagram has shifted girl's self esteems. they can get tons of guys online hitting one them just for having a gash.

-get Any Forums
-get /fa/ (but don't go overboard)
-get a cool -traditional- hobby (easiest way to get a girl to come back with you is to say some shit like "oh yeah I play the guitar and write songs, you should come listen sometime")
-learn how to talk to women

I'll help you with that last one, what you wanna do is come across as a laid back dude who COULD make a great boyfriend. Make and keep eye contact, smile, make a few light-hearted jokes, etc. Don't ever talk about politics, whatever you do. After about twenty minutes of talking, if they think you could be a great boyfriend, then you've got a good chance at hooking up that night, afterwards ditch them or whatever.

Yeah but tik tok and instagram aren't real life.

Game of numbers, don't be scared of rejection. Also, go on holiday, alcohol and strangers on a sunny beach is a good combination.

Leave house.
Say Hi to every women you see.
It’s a numbers game.

Daycare, you could probably mating press 12-15 those little piglets before somebody could stop you.

Download tinder.
Put ‘here for some casual fun’ in your bio.
Swipe on every fatty

Work security in a pediatric care unit. They literally knock them out for you.

use as many channels as possible online dating, talk to women whenever you can, hire hookers/escorts in the downtime, make a time schedule to be as effective as possible

BASED GLOWNIGGER

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compare methods and check which ones have the best pussy/second KPI!

Pet shop could work, you could probably onahole most of the quieter animals before anybody noticed. You never said human.

don't do that. i did it and it ruins you for life. non hookers never want to date you again and you don't want to date them either

By not trying to hard.
The harder you try to get pussy the further it'll run from you.

Sad goal. Just love and pussy comes to you, go to party’s and do drugs user. Bitches love uppers

Make lots of money.