Why don't you have a girlfriend?
Why don't you have a girlfriend?
Nicholas Richardson
Jaxon Ramirez
Cuz married. Want a GF bc no sex anymore.
Isaiah Parker
I’m white and black guys are stealing all our women
Noah Rodriguez
fat and ugly with small penis
Alexander Phillips
I have enough useless drama in my life, don't need to add more of that
Ryan Nguyen
99% of women are not girlfriend material.
Noah Russell
And waste my seed on a common harlot? Not likely. When the time is right, a maiden will be delivered up to me. Probably from the east.
Also, I am preserving my mana.
John Edwards
who is she?
Adrian Phillips
I don't need one. I can spend as long as I want focusing on myself. Maybe one day, hopefully no time soon, though! :)
Andrew Powell
Because I'm above animal mating rituals.
You 99% truly are beasts. My father always told me there a reason we rule over you, because we have evolved beyond you and you can't even begin to think on our level. He was right.
Aaron Gonzalez
> :)
Go back.
Julian Cooper
i rather play xbox eat dino nuggies watch netflix drink wine and get a hooker once a year then put up with a GF 24/7
Connor Lewis
no one wants to date a mommy's boy except other manipulative cunts
Evan Sanders
too high maintenance
Carter Stewart
Go back whither, o, gatekeeper?
James Williams
Jenn Kaelin
Jose Collins
Freedom and serenity are better than anything a girlfriend can provide.
Luis Hall
You're right. If you want sex, just pay a prostitute.
John Allen
why would a white boy like me deserve a girlfriend?
Jacob Ward
Because she left me 4 days ago with no reason whatsoever after 16 years of life together.
We started dating at 15.
My life is ruined...
Don't fall in love guys. That's the worse that could happen
Mason King
cause im not fucking gay
Zachary Carter
I'm pretty sure my friend and his wife wanted me to be their eldest daughters bf cause she is like 20 years younger than me. The thing is she/they wanted me to like get a job and shit lol so I kind of told them nah