Bros the craziest thing just happened to me I was talking with a latina chick that I found in a weed group about weed...

Bros the craziest thing just happened to me I was talking with a latina chick that I found in a weed group about weed and weed movies (pineapple express) like she was a dude literally not trying to hook or anything and out of the blue she send me a very sexy nude pic, I just say wow you look very nice and the face throwing a heart, I don't know what the fuck can I do, I am fat and ugly with an average dick and I am panicking, this have never happened to me before, what I need to do anons?

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Just go for it, see what happens. Make sure she’s not just trying to lure in so her ms13 bf doesn’t jump you, and take your money. Try not to be too much of a sperg, as in be yourself like you were that night.

Nah she didn't ask me for anything literally I was talking to her like she was a ganja bruh and she send me the oic lol, I think I found the secret to hook up fast af haha

yum! im jealous... fuck spics, driving up healthcare costs

THATS HOW YOU PUCS UP WOMEN user REMBER THIS TYPING FROM MY PHONE

This is the pic she sent me what do you think anons?

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only the undocumented ones which isn't that many if you choose to ignore it

well she is well below average, dont stress about being too ugly or fat, you are already a compatible option.

Thanks but I found her tits and attitude hot

& none of us care. Tell her to come over or go meet her, smoke sum weed & fuck, make sum kids, stop being a bitch

>pineapple express
I love how corporate interest took over Any Forums, no self-respecting pothead actually likes that movie

Sounds like a plan, thanks user I will, but I don't have work or money hehe

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We all can't date human beings, user

if she's aware of your appearance, and she is also the one initiating your interaction, then just stay positive, listen, and remain open to her suggestions. that's certainly all she'd be interested if she's willing to put the work in

Why? It was a based and funny movie

Seriously, am I the only one here who isn't a chatbot?

i'm high right now and think it's great movie. it's a good comedy with fun action at the end.

you're just a contrarian because it's the only movie people think of when they're talking about weed

>based and funny

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>contrarian
That word doesn't mean what you think it means

? what about my post comes off botlike? Like, i actually put the work in for once, grinding in the Any Forums mines, and my contribution seems fake to you? where do you get off buddy?

You just don't pass the Turing test is all, you weren't programed correctly

>grinding in the Any Forums mines
what?

get a fucking job

Why don't you?
I'll just take your inheritance

Pay better wages and I'll think about it ,sorry, I don't work for the privilege to be able just to afford going to work

if you're posting on Any Forums it's only right to do your duty and reply to threads even if you aren't interested in them or even if you can't give good advice. it's part of providing the unexpected that this place is known for. it may go unnoticed, but ideally you can get someone very very mad.

don't have one

>Pay better wages and I'll think about it
no wage is high enough for a leech like you.

It's pointless if it's anything under 25usd an hour

Bro, do the math, even calculating for bus fare , it's not economically viable to work

u give her 20 dollars and fuck

You are charged for every aspect of work, from clothes, to basic up keep during the day, it literately cost more to live than minimum wage pays a day.

whens the last time you went to the home depot. yeah its like that.

Agreed fucking retarded cuck wage pig ass system