Help me transform my life to: college degree, good income, good health, driver's license, and sexy girlfriend...

Help me transform my life to: college degree, good income, good health, driver's license, and sexy girlfriend. I'm currently 29 years old, overweight, and live with my parents.

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Go outside and start screaming "GIVE ME MONEY. GIVE ME GIRLFRIEND."
Repeat daily until you are satisfied.

It's over

1st Ephesians 11:14 "And Jesus came unto the lepers and said, 'Lo, ye miserable lot. Ye are all children of the LORD; neigh, I say unto you my children, not even a miracle can save you you sack of aids.' And the LORD heard this, and it was cringe."

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need more info. what are you good at? any skills? good working with hands?

I'm doing a bachelor's degree in Mathematics at a state university. I'm going to do a Ph.D right after. Besides Mathematics, I'm good at writing fiction and poetry. That's about it.

What branch(es) of math? Have any research opportunities?

>have any research opportunities
come on, user.

Analysis. No research yet. I'm probably going to write a senior paper soon, if that counts.

Get a job, eat less and healthier (intermittent fasting works pretty well), walk/jog/lift, talk to strangers to cure your autism, save money, you can figure it out from there

number one you are going to university, so there is a gym you can use on campus. Join a club on campus. You like writing fiction, find a D&D group, ask DM is you can help write adventures. Girls go to the gym, clubs, D&D groups. Stay with parents for now. i know it sucks but the saves are worth it in school. Try to find work i n field before P.H.D, see if its for you.

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pursue a career in finance

You know your opportunities better than I do. I almost went that route and know a couple that did and are in coding research. Ignore as a serious goal, but it wouldn't hurt to learn out of curiosity iff you have the time and interest. Other things are better

Lol. I don't like gyms. Plus I'd barely have time for one, I study most of the time. Half for school half self study. I guess I could try the writer's club.

Would have if I had bad grades. I thought of working as a teller as a back up if I somehow didn't do my degrees or something like that.

Already planning on self studying the CS curriculum.

>Would have if I had bad grades
Think Actuary Science

I think what would help all of this is if I got my driver's license. But idk, I didn't do well the times my father took me to try to learn how to drive and park a car.

Thinking about going on an oatmeal only diet, or maybe even vegan. Took up 15 minutes jump roping every day.

That shit is dumb, you need protein, and not all amino acids are available in plant matter.
Eat what you want, just limit processed shit and track your calories if it's too difficult

dont even need a college degree. Learn web development and you can land a job as a web developer in 6 months with a six figure income relatively easily. There's tons of free resources online to help you learn

Assuming you're serious, enroll in a community college and get your 2-year associates degree. Then transfer to university for another 2 year to get a bachelor's.

Alternatively, if you don't wanna spend 4 years of your life in school, you can work as a plumber or HVAC or something. Heard it's decent income.

No. While browsing indeed for CS related jobs I noticed that even if you have a bachelor's degree in CS you still need years of experience. As opposed to a PhD in Mathematics where I'm probably guaranteed a placement upon presenting my dissertation.

I'm the same as you but I haven't studied in my entire fucking life and I want to kms every single day lately. I'm good for nothing. I've done nothing. Accomplished nothing. I've gone for more than 1/4th of my life wasting it doing fuck all. Good luck user you seem to have a chance