Secrets thread

>secrets thread

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I RP in secrets thread about, say, half of my posts
The real secrets I have aren't as juicy or get few (You)s so I'll take them however I can get them
I even posted about torturing an animal and no one cared, they all replied to some incest pedo RP or the other

my secret is that I hate taxes.

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>be 28
>going to a restaurant
>ordering a pizza pie
>i said no ansjovis wtf
>girl says sorry i say is ok
>eat pizza pie while lying
>go outside wait till restaurant closes
>walk up to girl call her a bitch
>yelling I SAID NO ANSJOVIS CUNT
>punch her repeatedly in the left eye
>shit stars bleeding she yells "whyyyy whyyyyy"
>take her head and place it above my cock
>let blood pour on cock
>shove it in her mouth NOW SUCK IT
>manager comes out yells WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING
>grab my pistol and blast him twice
>then blast girl in skull with my cock inside her mouth
>let blood pour all over my cock
>feels good man
>escape and go home
>masturbate with her blood still on my cock

Freshman year of college i started hooking up with this girl on the cheer team that had a long distance bf and i would take pics and vids every single time. I had so many pics and vids of her blowing me and doggy. Sent them all to a bunch of my friends and we would have little codewords we would say around her that had to do with the pics and vids and she had no idea.

Wife got fucked by a family friend when she was young. Guy still shows up to family get togethers. She hasn't told me much about it only that it was consensual but she was only 16 when this 30 year old was fucking her. Is it wrong to be turned on by the thought of my wife being a little slut.

Eh, it's normal I'd say, most people on here will call you a cuck though
Does the family know? I can't imagine father in law would be happy about knowing his friend fucked your wife

I slept with a girl when I was 13-14. Then I got with my first girlfriend and we 'lost our virginity' together. The first girl I ever slept with passed away and now my first girlfriend to this day believes she was the first person I'd had sex with. Also fucked a chick and then her on her 18th birthday. Was a maggot and I regret it but we've also broken up so a small part of me doesn't. I've grown up since then and I'll never do anything similar again.

She told me but asked me not to say anything to her parents. The guy will still message her happy birthday and talk to her at the get togethers. I talked to him before but now it's just kinda weird.

Yep
You’re sorta cuckish but technically not.

Don’t be ashamed, everyone has weird shit that gets them off. The only people who don’t are pearl-clutching repressed dumbshits.

I had my first orgasm when the man who was molesting me used a wax strip to remove my first pubes, it was painful so he rubbed my clit to calm me down..

my outlook on our secret affair started changing that day

Dumb, horny teens are horny and dumb
You're alright

My sister is in a couple and they have a couple they are friends with, yesterday I fucked the chick of that couple and after she fucking monsooned on my brand new sheets she freaked out and she is probably gonna tell too.

I work for Death, I help Them ferry souls to the afterlife
There's quite a bit of us helpers because of how much life boomed on Earth, and the metaphysical weight of a human soul, so They had to outsource ,a trick They learned from us
My reward is nearly perfect health and eternal youth / biological immortality for as long as I care to do this job, you might think it's a pretty sweet deal, but if I don't want to go hungry or freeze I also have to work 9 to 5 like the rest of you cucks, also in the modern world I can't imagine I can pull this off any longer without drawing suspicion (I'm 65 years old and haven't aged a bit since 30)

>Be 17-year-old me.
>Have girlfriend.
>Walking on sunshine
>Get her pregnant.
>She fucks off with shitbag
>Visits me for a talk.
>I throw her down and molest and rape her
>Kick her out of the house
>Short while later, visits me again.
>Gets on my bed.
>We fuck on and off for years.
>Several boyfriends.
>Still comes back for my dick
>She complains men jut want to fuck.
>Still comes by to fuck.

Test ip range ban

What's monsooned? You mean she squirted a lot?
What's she gonna tell you on for anyway? She's the cheating whore, not you

I want to break up with the black girl I'm dating but her smells turn me on too much and I can't stop fucking her.

Last week I spent the day out with her and when we got back to her place, she took off all her clothes and smelled of a mix of coco butter, scented hair oil, perfume, armpit B.O, feet that smelled like cheese doritos, pussy and a little bit of musky ass.

Yup, she went apeshit, probably hasn't been touched in months.

Negeresses give off copious amounts of pheromones like all animals.

How do I get hired? Sweet deal, I seriously want your job.

Ah ok well i don't feel to bad then lol. I wish she would give me more details. It explains a lot of her porn search history though always older guys with teens.

Ever since i found out my friend and his wife are into swinging, i can’t stop obsessing over him fucking my wife, especially after exchanging nudes of our wives

>everyone has weird shit that gets them off.
Correct.

Damn this is hot. Are you gonna watch him fuck your wife or are you gonna swing in different rooms

From what we talked about they’ve done it in the same room and like in the past he’s even spit roasted his wife with the other couple before

Why does him exchange nudes with you also make you want him to fuck your wife more? You see him in action and thought he could give it good to your wife?

Mostly how he was talking about her and reacting to the pics tbh

I'm rich and I'm in my early 20's so naturally I decided to dip my toe into politics.
I wanted to start in my home city before trying to get involved in US politics.

A small role opened up in my local government that required votes and I went all out to get elected.
Before advertising myself as a candidate, I opened up a temporary food bank and lots of people (mainly black people) lined up.

I then went door to door spoke to a black woman and she invited me in. She was a centrist politically but she spoke about people having energy and she wore a crystal around her neck.
She told me she heard about my food bank and she was so happy to see a genuine person get into politics and that she could sense my energy was good.
She then made a comment about how I could reward her if she voted for me and we ended up fucking right there.

I spent around 9 hours with her fucking her and just chilling together naked, and she even made me an Apple pie.

I suspect every time I need her vote I'll need to fuck her.

>6yo me (male)
>Went on vacations with grandma and sister (12yo)
>Sister wanted to play a game
>undressed me and she put my child-sized penis into her
>we fucked the whole month
>of course I had no idea what we were doing until I hit puberty, but my pipi felt good

I let my mom make my dating profile and pretend to be me so she can live vicsriously. Should I stop her?

Holy shit that's hot. I always want swing i kinda want to see my wife get fucked while the girl is sucking me off. What are you waiting for user set it up bro