Be me

Be me
In 4th grade
Someone bringed some new toy to school
It was some wind-up wheeled mouse thing

I go out of class for a bit

I come back and see the boys winding up the toy mouse and putting it under their shirt
They offer me try it aswell
Wtf.exe

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> Be me
> Too retarded to greentext
Learn how to greentext, you retard.

This.
Also your story sucks. How much of a normie are you to consider this as „wtf“-moment?

I‘m feeling generous today, so here is a cheat sheet for greentexting and other formatting options.
You can even write uʍop ǝpisdn or with these ẁ̠̼̬̱̰e͇̳̞̹i̱͓̫͘r̢̜̼d͇̳̞̝̪̞ͅ ͕̫̖̮̣l͖͡et͈t͘e̶̦͚̣͇͍̟̞r̵̦̭̦s͚ͅ
Mind that depending on your browser, you might have to leave the spacebar out or use a underline character (this thing _ ) instead.

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%triforce

Fuck you I bet this doesn’t work

u moron! the chinks prey on idiots like you to buy their overpriced, cheaply made junk so that it will break and be thrown out days latter and contribute to a already polluted world, stop buying shit from China ya daft cunt.

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ʇsǝʇ

Hope it works.

you can't have any other text in your reply, just the %triforce

What browser do you use? Some have slightly different formats.
For example, you need to write the % after the word triforce when you‘re on firefox as far as I know.

none of this is real nigger
the only fmatting poption is >wordswordswords which becomes
>wordswordswords
not like ita hard to notice, ive known this since before i was a Any Forums user fucking retrds