What's it like being from and living in the UK?

What's it like being from and living in the UK?

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>be bongistanian
>get stabbed
>"at least we aren't america!
>dies from blood loss

Can we talk about the Ukrainian soldiers shooting the legs off POW's!? I personally think I is a much more pressing issue. Please share as much as you can on Reddit, Twitter and Instagram. Thanks guys!

It's ok. We're pretty cucked as a nation though and have fallen from grace. The weather is shite. But up North most of the people are ok. Apart from the ethnics. Standard of living is alright I guess. Can't complain.

you've been to Luton then?

How bout the hookers? Ever seen an escort or something?
What do you mean ethnics? Would u recommend UK to american?

make a thread about it then Ivan. This is a Britbong thread.

Hope you like food banks.

a large proportion of prostitutes here were Ukrainian years before the current conflict. the attractive ones anyway

Like most other places. If you have money it's OK. If not, there are jobs available but on low wages, rents are high and availability is low, good luck finding anywhere if you're young and want to move out of parents' place.

Prices are going up, there's a squeeze on everyone's money unless you're rich. The bastard Conservative government got in on a blatant, actual manifesto of removing people's rights but the voting public were too stupid to see it.

Cities are shit with knife crime everywhere and guns in the worst places. Rural areas are beautiful if you like being outside and enjoying nature but there's fuck all else to do there.

The Conservatives are also screwing the NHS into the ground to make it easier to privatise, but in theory you do get free at point of use healthcare.

The country is being utterly fucked by the government and has a rabid right wing media which keeps most of the ignorant populace in the dark.

well we have the legacy of the telegraph line and flemings novels

Sounds hot. Ever seen one?
I probably would visit uk just for that alone

Well as long as you're not a fisherman, working in a job that requires trade with the EU in any capacity, a farmer, needing NHS treatment, or unable to afford paying 2k a month for utility bills, then it's actually not that bad

What's it like? It's like Pakistan, but cold. They're even showing up in my traditionally all-white hometown. Fuck this place for allowing it

that's a classic madame bovary of a miss buterrfly if I ever seen a sun and moon of miss saigon

Never been to a hooker. The ones on the street corners all look pretty rough, like they have pretty bad drug problems. The ones on websites like Adultwork look a bit ore classy, but are a lot more pricey.

Ethnics = ethnic minorities. They tend to cause trouble and bring an area down. We generally don't have many 'niggers', I think they are all down South like in London. Up here it's Mudslimes, Bangladeshis, Pakistanis.

I'm not sure American would like to live here? I know of a few people who moved from here to America. If I could live anywhere I would probably go somewhere in Europe like France, Spain or Italy, or maybe to Canada.

that's a classic fish seller that wasn't from a Venetian doge if I've seen one to be on the square at Saint Peters to not be in Rome

>What's it like being from and living in the UK?
Can be good if you make the right friends, find somewhere that is safe and where work is plentiful. Living standards are better than most places but usually isn't the best and it is possible to get stuck living in a shit building that is being neglected by the landlord/ other ownership (anywhere from company to local council).

The GPs (local Doctors) can be spectacularly shit but still a luck of the draw factor where you can get a good GP.
Cities are often best avoided if possible but if you live on the outskirts of a city in a non-enriched area then expect to be enriched in future as the cities tend to end up with more people than they can house eventually (London the typical example).

By enrichment I do mean knife crime, gangs and ethnic/ BAME takeovers of councils which turns the area shit for everyone (including the ethnics/ BAMEs themselves). Other criminal crap can be included (my area is shankings, vehicle theft and an unusual amount of fraud, and recently bodies in freezers are sometimes found in my area too).

Access to goods and services tend to be good but can vary on certain parts of the country. Like my places it is good to come to if you are rich, but if you are poor and looking to earn money and then fuck off home with profit then the drawbacks might not be worth it in comparison to previous years due to fall backs from a few different economic declines (from prior recessions, leaving the EU, lower value of the £ and current trade deals not boosting the UK's GDP enough as the "economists" say).

That's the global positioning system if I've ever seen one to not be on the channel to ruin the circles of Archimedeses Eurakas of not beingon the gallows for Galileo

A lot if the brothel hookers and independent escorts are really beautiful, I used to see a Moldovan girl every few weeks, great English, funny, long true blonde hair God she was incredible.

that's the red mill of the east indian company I've ever a seen a tulip lit up in a bulbs name.

greenest hills innit?

How much?
Huh, I thought about it. Would be weird to be in a different land where I am the stranger. I obviously would have an american accent.

bed and breakfast

House prices have been artificially inflated by restricting the supply of new houses being built for the last 30 years, to give the illusion of economic growth, and allow people more access to credit. The whole system is now at crisis point, it's all smoke and mirrors. There aren't enough houses for sale or rent, rental prices are insane and supply is at an all time low, places are taken as soon as they are listed.

The benefits system is a shables and god help anyone who loses their job or only has a minimum wage job because benefits aren't enough to live on. The UK has the world's 6th largest economy, hundreds of thousands of children in poverty, and foodbanks are now a thing, with around 2,500 in the UK.

that was in algeria if my existentialism isn't a humanism pardon my French

babyshambles

babys got blue eyes

Yeah man, i hail from the fabled land of


BIRMINGHAM


Its actually okay here, people who worry about crime too much are just socially retarded and too scared to leave the house. A lot of people shit on this city and do google image searches of the worst places here. But have never been here or just driven through

*shambles*

the yard isn't a garden wouldn't we all know

to have green thumb for jack and the beanstalk to be a black adder

>Ivan
Do you 77th cancerous rats ever change your script? Of course not because 90% of you are shit for brains failure craphats who dreamed of big things but became dogshit pro802wmpaganda reposters.

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