My brother hasn’t eaten meat for like 10 years...

My brother hasn’t eaten meat for like 10 years. Today I pranked him by making him a real burger and I told him it was an impossible burger. He straight up said “holy shit this tastes good”. So I told him and he got pissed off at me. What do I do? He’s never been this mad at me before. It was 100% a joke

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i mean you did lie

As a joke though

I would have just never let him known and laughed internally.
Well OP, learn the lesson. Honesty is for faggots.

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dont worry about it, family sucks to be honest and if you are here they will eventually turn on you and use your autism or other mental illness against you

I mean it is kind of a dick move to knowingly violate someone's religious beliefs like that, but at the same time nothing bad is going to happen so just keep apologizing and hope he forgives you.

Am I the only one here with a loving and understanding family?

>family sucks to be honest and if you are here they will eventually turn on you and use your autism or other mental illness against you
this.
I secretly hate my family because this has happened.

You did the right thing OP but I think you shouldn't have told him

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I don’t have autism

Apologise with a real impossible burger. Except it's also not an impossible burger and is real meat, but this time you let him believe it is fake meat. When in doubt, double down.

ask him if he eats pussy. This is what pussy tastes like. Call him a faggot and then leave the room laughing.

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You poisoned him. You're the kind of person who will wind up drugging women as a joke.

It has nothing to do with religion. He’s one of those animal rights faggot and says things like “meat is murder”. I wanted to show him he was a hypocrite for actually still liking meat

YOU DID WHAT KEK

well that escalated quickly, calm down faggot.

Based.

Doing gods work user

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Liking meat doesn't make him a hypocrite, retard.

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Your brother has no sense of humour, and you should cut him off permanently.

now dickslap him and ask if he wants more meay inside him

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Do you know where you are?
Well-adjusted people don't come to Any Forums to pass the time.

>you fed meat to an omnivore
>you poisoned him
Actually he helped allay his nutritional deficiencies.

Based.

Cum has lots of nutrients, too. How about I bust a nut in your mcdouble next time?

Force the faggot to eat your meat everyday until he accepts it as normal.

Call him a faggot and tell him to be a real man. Non-meat eaters are faggot homos

Your brother is a giga faggot OP, probably even more than you. So don't apologize, start lacing his meals with even more meat if possible

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>or other mental illness
you sure you dont?

Op, it’s okay, you’re a sociopath but we won’t reject you it.

>Eats a burger.
>Sociopath.
You need to go outside more.

he doesn't eat meat, do you think he gets with women?

As a vegetarian that is really fucked up, I would be angry at you too for months.

Enjoy it.

>prepared his actual blood relative who is a staunch time served vegetarian/vegan a meat burger and pretends it’s fake meat for the purposes of showing him ‘he’s a hypocrite’ for enjoying it.

What part of that tells you he’s not mentally disturbed?

The OP's brother sounds self-righteous honestly.
His cause is obviously more important than his family.