What would you do if your favorite celebrity laughed at your tiny cock?

What would you do if your favorite celebrity laughed at your tiny cock?

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I dont have a small cock. It's like average bro.
this is what google tells me

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laugh all you want

>favorite celebrity
i wouldn't care because i would be a gay.

>average
Sick of this meme. Anything above 5.5 is legit in the top 5 percentile for penis length globally I'm not even kidding. Most dumb bitches Ive met who said they fucked someone with a monster 9 incher either met a unicorn male that did genuinely have a cock that big or they believed his measurement that he did from the balls not the base.
17cm is genuinely rare and large, less than 5%

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My dick is kinda big so I’m sure she’d either just be like ok whatever or give a look at it like wow

>kinda big

sounds like cope, you're small like the rest of us.

with a sausage like that you can't hit her a brain concussion (like how black man tame their women)

That chart is complete bullshit

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I think if you count the chinese and the indians yea you're going to get something like this
but for us, europeans(whites) its definetily more

Post a better source or I'm just going to assume this is small penis cope

Eh, its slightly above average i guess.
But any hot celeb would still want something bigger.

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That’s why I said what I said, she wouldn’t laugh. It’s not small at all, it’s quite big in reality. Sure hot rich celebrities have access to hot 9 inch dick dudes. But they’re celebrities

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average dick size in Europe is ~14-15.5

This guy again.

Wierd in this thread you say you are a little big but in all the other threads that you spam you say "im a white big dick monster"

So which is it. Or are you so deprived of attentuin that you manipulate any remotely penis like thread so that you can post your average penis?

Someone has a bad case of penis envy

Reminds me of the tinycock reddit, every day there's always at least one guy posting his 7 inch cock and asking "A-am I small g-guys?"
no, you're not. and you know it..

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