I've not showered in a week and a half

I've not showered in a week and a half
Should I?

Attached: 1617226593205.jpg (742x525, 55.49K)

How bad do you smell?

dubs say you should, you stinky fuck

Started with a light 3/10 general dirt, through 6/10 sour milk after sweating through the last couple nights to now a solid 9/10 pheromone and nut stink extravaganza

I used to know a lot of crusties, and they took pride in never bathing. If they got really grungy, they'd just rub little black rollers off themselves with their hand. And the thing is, they didn't stink. They smelled goaty, like a barn full of sweaty animals, but it wasn't the smell of swamp-ass.

If you stop bathing completely, you eventually develop an eco-system on your skin where the stink-causing bacteria are limited by the things which eat them. When you bathe, you wash off the stinky bacteria, but you also wash off the stuff which controls them.

Wait seven more weeks

If dubs, then don't, if not, shower and change your clothes

I haven't showered or washed or even washed my hands in over 13 years, beat that.

And I don't even smell.

Ok user I'm gonna do it, I think it's time

I've been getting stinkier as I get older, I could go days without showering and smell fresh. Now I wake up stinky everyday. My diet hasn't really changed much either

Based

Attached: 1610870687086.jpg (660x868, 121.85K)

A lot of it's going to depend on your blood chemistry. My whole family has really acidic blood, for example, so much so that none of us can wear watches because our sweat dissolves the backs right off of them. The flora and fauna which grows on my body definitely reeks quite badly if I don't bathe.

Your personal chemistry changes with diet, exercise, environment, climate, and the sort of clothing and chemicals you wear, and that changes over time. That'll change which kinds of flora and fauna live on your skin, which changes how you smell if you stop bathing.

Truthpilled. I hear that, biology is a crazy bitch.

For perspirators I want to recommend Driclor, I use it in summer and it helps a lot. Helps you stop sweating for a long time. I think this winter season affected me and I stopped exercising as much and taking care of my body. I've been hairy and stinky, funny cause I'm a neet at the moment. And I used to sweat less and be cleaner when I was working and doing 10k steps everyday. I'm not a neckbeard but I know what one feels like hahaha

Attached: 1631882392366.jpg (1200x847, 178.16K)

Anyway I'm off to the shower lads, cleanliness is close to godliness or so I've heard

In the summer I dust myself down with talcum powder every morning. I get yeast infections in crotch and armpits if I don't.

I will have 2 years new months. Scalp still itches.

Do you put that on your balls? No homo, I've always considered using talcum powder. Haven't tried it yet though

Attached: 1644091456326.jpg (1000x800, 60.96K)

You dirty bastard. I just came out a very pleasant hot shower. Gets a seal of approval. Even put conditioner in my hair like in American Psycho. feelsgood.jpg

Yes, I dust myself down head to toe every morning in the summer, but even in the winter I douse my crotch and pits with talcum. I've tried corn starch and it just doesn't work as well. Talc really cools off the swamp. I almost never get crotch rot as long as I'm using talcum powder.

Nice one lad I'll try powdering up then, good advice. Gonna come in handy for the summer

What is that saying? "A bath in winter is a crime"? I a super predator that doesn't smell like these beasts. There is some infection on my big toes, even though they've never been on a locker room floor, or a bowling shoe, but smell fresh as a daisy.

Does it mean you have acidic blood if your phone's aluminic body gets alot of these weird holes?

why would you let it go that long?
are you severely autistic?
or are you just like a child who waits til the last minute to do obligations because your vidya is too fun and engaging?
either way kys faggot