>be 17 and suicidally depressed
>doing terrible in school
>failing every class (again)
>drop out and become an extreme reclusive hermit
>retreat to a bedroom cocoon of solitary confinement, data hoarding and bizarre internet pornography
>???
>be 24 and suicidally depressed
Be 17 and suicidally depressed
Alexander Ward
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Adam James
if you really were suicidally depressed at 17 you would be dead fucktard
Samuel Cox
I would spend time to hang out with you, bro
Michael Hill
Quit whining and go to the gym already retard
Wyatt Hill
>be fat and suicidally depressed
>decide it's time for a change
>go to the gym
>lift heavy objects and put them down repeatedly for hours daily
>???
>be fit and suicidally depressed
Jayden Cook
Your body and mind are the same.
Strengthen one and you strengthen the other
Oliver Evans
This, based af
If you're never putting effort into achieving shit ofc you'll be suicidally depressed, anyone can indulge and fap to death but you pay the price by fucking up your brain chemestry
Joshua Bennett
you break your arm, you address the broken arm. you fuck up your brain, you address your fucked up brain. working out is good but it's not like the rest of your entire fucking life will all fall in line just because you run in a circle frequently.
Robert Rodriguez
Sounds like you need to get your shit together and get to work
Justin Edwards
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ok smart guy.
Gabriel Torres
You’re welcome to end any of those bad behaviors at anytime. No one will stop you from not doing dumb shit to yourself. Also, no one else is going to do it for you
Luis Jenkins
I always fucking reply to you losers...but only because I have been there before. It will pass. As you get close to 30 you have to decide to be based and not give a fuck and realize your mind and body are connected and this is the only life you have. It is not a meme but unless you do the following, and I mean all of these then you need to shut the fuck up
1. Eat healthy / drink enough water
2. Go outside and get sunlight
3.Exercise
4. Limit porn / screen time / video games
5. Limit or eliminate drugs / booze
6. Do something creative
7. spend time in social setting with friends or family
Bentley Brooks
Go vegan, read The Secret, masturbate 3+ times a day (to trick the body into thinking you're the alpha) and stop drinking water (drink only milk.) This will fix everything, OP. Do this for 10 days and you'll finally feel whole again.
Easton Baker
This is the worst advice ever. How is he supposed to go vegan and drink milk? Wacking off constantly is also terrible. Do not listen to this anyone.
Charles Miller
it's always hilarious to me when people think the solution to all of life's problems is "drink moar water. oh and also eat ur veggies" lmao. like, yeah, do that, it's definitely healthy and it helps, but that's not addressing anyone's psychiatric problems at their foundation. you're literally just staying in shape at that point, which is good, but if your life is in total shambles it's probably not because you are one too many hot pockets.
if you were able to "fix" your entire life by simply cutting back on mcdonalds and engaging in conversation like a normal fucking functional person does on a daily basis, you never really had any problems to begin with. jesus christ.
Thomas Green
>This is the worst advice ever.
You're a beta male.
>How is he supposed to go vegan and drink milk?
Almond milk, you dumb fucking nigger. Drink a gallon a day (minimum.) Full of T.
>Wacking off constantly is also terrible.
3 is a bit low, actually. You need to trick your body into thinking it's taking ALL of your pack's females, and is thus the alpha male. Masturbate at least 3 times a day. At LEAST. I'd go for 5 or 7.
>Do not listen to this anyone.
Says the beta male.
Jose Wright
Answer the question: Are you doing all of these things? If the answer is yes and you are still depressed then go to a counselor or take a bunch of mushrooms with a shaman. The fact is you are not doing all of these things. I doubt half of them.
Nicholas Anderson
Retard confirmed. Go back to sucking your wife's boyfriend's dick you Reddit cuck.
Nicholas Diaz
>take a bunch of mushrooms with a shaman
>don't do drugs tho
Carter Garcia
joke went over your head
and what I mean by " don't do drugs" is do not constantly smoke weed and drink.
But if you don't want my advice just fucking kill yourself so we don't have to see these gay threads. haha you are sad and I am not. Clearly I know what is working and you do not.
Hudson Nguyen
The beta male falls back on overused meme insults as he becomes increasingly aware of and irritated by his alpha's presence. In doing so, he unwittingly furthers his own descent down the social ladder as he debases himself in front of onlookers. The alpha is pleased by this behavior, as it serves as a signal of submission.
Ayden Hall
>joke went over your head
>say something retarded
>retardation gets called out
>"I-...I was just joking!"
Owen Butler
LARP away fatso LOL. Go drink your fake milk and wack off to tranny porn in your mom's basement. Eve Online is the only thing there for you.
Alexander Wilson
Same fag. KYS lol
Christopher Smith
I didn't say watch porn. I said masturbate 3+ times a day. Your blood is filled with unreleased semen and it's affecting your comprehension skills.
Cooper Parker
OP, identify the problems in your life and fix them.
Or, y'know, run a couple miles and expect that to rectify everything. I guess that works too.
Daniel Peterson
Stop taking money from your parents and your life will improve, don't allow Boomers to keep ruining your life.
Reject their charity outright and improve your life, you have extremely young you can do whatever you want in this world.
Stop living inside your mind, live in the present, look around you, do what you need to do, and don't stop, ever.
Angel Martinez
>Answer the question: Are you doing all of these things?
Anybody wanna play Guess the Fallacy?