When was the last time you shit your pants Any Forums? I just let loose a fart and ended up spraying my hanes down with the egg salad I had for lunch. They were a lost cause so I bagged them up and took them out to the dumpster. Normally I would wash them but this was a little much, it was more liquid than solid but you could tell it was eggs in a former life. I'm about to get in the shower so hopefully the building still has hot water.
TL;DR: BLYAAARGH I MADE A SKIDMARKS
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based pants shitter.
eww how did that even happen go AWAY!
It happened when I pushed real hard and my stomach decided to sneeze out of my butt
I never have the shits, but I had 2 unconscious seizures, so it may have been a year and a half. I don't know and don't wanna
I have IBS & this is my nightmare. I've had a few close calls but nothing special.
Did you shit yourself during your seizures?
pic related if you want healthy shits
Did you wake up with dookie drawers? That's normally a good way to know if you crapped yourself
I think back in 2020? I had eaten a bunch of smoked brisket and drank like multiple sugar free energy drinks. The sugar alcohols combined with all of the smoked meat created a Krakatoa level build up. I went to sleep that night feeling fine, I awoke to an intense gut pain and in my half asleep stupor decided to try to push a fart out. I unloaded about 3 lbs of liquid shit into my underwear and it poured out onto the bed. I ended up just throwing my sheets out, but a lot of it had soaked through to the mattress which is now permanently stained brown and smells like diarrhea. I've tried using a bissel spot cleaner vacuum on it, but that hasn't Improved it much.
I haven't shit myself for a couple of years. I will say that it is much warmer than I thought it would be. It was quite liquidy.
I'm far more sober now and it now longer happens. It only happened before during withdrawals.
I shit myself in the drive through at the Burger King on the corner of Claiborne and Carrollton, wasted at like 4am. There were a few cars in front of me, so I couldn’t bail. There was a cop behind me, so I couldn’t jump into the bushes.
So I swallowed my pride and shit my pants while I was waiting for my chicken fries.
How bad is your IBS? I always thought it was more like bad stomach pains until I met a guy who could eat absolutely no form of fish or raw green vegetables. He would end up shitting until he cried and then shit a little more. Noisy shits too. Like someone was blowing elmer's glue through a tuba.
I was in bed and farded a HOT and wet one that didnt make any brpt sound but it stunk like death and my wife was mad as fuck. I was sure it was just fard but i got up to pee and my ass was slippery so i wiped and yea it was so concentrated that the toilet paper was all brown
Lmao I've done the same. I thought it was just a fart until I got up to leave the room. Felt like someone had sprayed down my thighs with melted butter.
You wont shit yourself if you stop forcing any feeling of pressure out of your buttcheeks like a dumb monkey nigger
Why not just flip your mattress? Or donate it to a thrift store?
>melted butter
You sir made me snort
The beginning of the week.
>Get norovirus, don't know yet.
>Wake up around 2 or 3 am. Ominous rumbling in gut.
>Get to toilet, sit and fire out a solid turd followed by liquid death.
>Feel better, sleep till morning.
>Stomach feels off, drink glass of milk, drop kid off at school.
>Still feel off, eat oatmeal and start working.
>Ominous rumbling. Get to toilet. Violently squirt liquid shit and acid.
>Well that hurt. Nausea getting worse.
>30 mins later, get to bathroom and puke.
>Heave for a minute and wonder if I feel better.
>Stomach lets me think so and then says "just kidding motherfucker".
>Violently retch again but this time lower abdomen contracts hard too.
>Hot lava fudge blasts my jeans
>and I feel it running down my balls and thighs.
>Wife brings me a glass of water because she hears retching.
>Looks through door and sees the condition I'm in.
>Look upon my works ye mighty and despair.
>Just says "oh" and backs up out the door.
>I peel off my jeans and undies. Hose myself off in the shower.
>I toss ruined cloths in bag and throw on burn pile.
>MFW my balls are 1st degree burned from all the stomach acid in my shit.
> MFW my balls are 1st degree burned from all the stomach acid in my shit.
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It was a slow progression of weird shits before I decided to seek medical attention. It'd be triggered when I would eat greasy foods or drank too much caffeine or vegetables with thick skins.
It started as shits that werent full turds, they looked like little eels & I'd have to go like 3 or 4 times a day, especially in the morning. Then that morphed into really loose shits but not diarrhea. Then it started having mucus & bile mixed with my shit. It took about maybe two years to get that point. Not knowing when I was gonna have to take one of these shits gave me anxiety which in turn fucks even more with my stomach.
I think what actually triggered the whole thing was that I would get ear infections & my doctor prescribed me too antibiotics one too many times.
Oh yeah, check em.
I was puking for 24 hours. Couldn't even keep water down. Lost 10 lbs over the course of that day.