Welcome to Any Forums university. Please state your name and what you will be teaching this year

Welcome to Any Forums university. Please state your name and what you will be teaching this year.

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Name's Chad. Chad Thundarcoque.
I'll be teaching Advanced Tanning, Sick Gains 101, and graduate level Pussynomics

my name’s Noncey Peterson, I’m the Professor Emeritus and I will be teaching CUN 101 - Introduction to Cute and Funny

I'm Blue Ballson, Director of the "Ethics in Genital Mutilation" programme.

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Prof. John Package, "Faggotery across the ages: balance and perspective"

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My name is fuck off, and I'll be teaching you to fuck off.

Mr nigger teaching about niggerism, stealing bikes, hotwiring and manipulation of police

I guess I'll be teaching you about the jews.

My name's Jonald Q Drumpfh and I'll be teaching The Art Of The Con, Sedition 101, and How to be a shitbag
It's literally going to be the best class, let me tell you... many such cases

So, just a usual teacher?

is this really the same dude who makes Eizouken now? I was a big fan of nanashi’s guro works and I only recently found out about his current career

does Eizouken have any guro-related bits?

Claus Heinrich, PhD in Eugenics. Teachings on the elimation of faggots, niggers, and jews. EUGN 1488

Prof. Chris Hansen. I’ll be teaching “Lolicons and Other Dangerous Paraphilias.”

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I'm Schlomo Kikelstein and I'll be teaching Tranny Spamming in Online Spaces: Techniques and Strategies for Demoralization and Degeneration of Western Values and Societal Constructs.

Alright, alright, listen up you cockgobblers! Pipe down, for fucks sake! .... Ok!

So my name is Professor Bubbles, I live out there in Sunnyvale. This year, I'll be teaching "Care and Feeding of Kitties", "How to live in a shed", "Stealing Barbeques 101" and "Growing Dope: How to keep out of trouble while living in a trailer park."

Oh, there's one other class I'll be teaching... almost forgot about that one... It's called "You just read this in my voice!" Hee hee hee... gotcha belly!

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No, I don't think it's the same guy. Eizouken's writer was recently criticized for following loli pixiv accounts, so I think if he would have written something of this caliber (pic related), the criticism would have been much worse.

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Prof. Virginia Goodwife, I'll teach " Cooking is as fun as cleaning", " Be a mom, not a whore", "When he speaks, just shut up and listen" and "How to wake him up with a blow job".

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only class id sign up for.
would be perfect as the students walked in and he says "why dont you take a seat"

Prof. Linus Doss
An Introduction to Sysadmin, Networking and C programming

I'm Mr. Niggers, and I will be teaching Anus Tonguing 101

You forgot "Fixin' Grocery Carts", but otherwise this totally made me cackle.

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Name is unimportant. I can teach you how to grow 80+% of the vegetables you would eat in a year on a quarter of an acre.