Ask a drunk tranny anything

ask a drunk tranny anything

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why not kys?

>ASK A DRUNK TRANNY ANY-ACK

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because, like a Real Woman(tm) I am incapable of being able to successfully kms rather than just ending up in the psych ward after an unsuccessful attempt

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why did you post that lame ass frog

>because, like a Real Woman(tm) I am incapable of being able to successfully kms rather than just ending up in the psych ward after an unsuccessful attempt

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but real ones also have a shitty attempt rate, so maybe you're onto something with this whole thing. you both suck

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Gross

wanna have sex

cope, seethe, sneed, and mald
because you touch yourself at night

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Why are you a tranner

Post bussy?

Take an overdose of painkillers/sleeping pills. Everyone laughs at you behind your back, you know that, don't you? You are a clown.

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nigger
I know I suck hard, shame I haven't been able to put it to hood use on a real cock
нo ю
see gif

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>cope, seethe, sneed, and mald
>because you touch yourself at night

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>nigger
>I know I suck hard, shame I haven't been able to put it to hood use on a real cock
>нo ю
>see gif

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whens the next video contra?

hows it feel to actually successfully transition? ive been trying to get E for 3 years now.

so an incel gook tranny. not that interesting have a wonderful life

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post ass

What are you drunk on? 100 proof Tvarscki here.

will you post pictures of yourself? body and/or face

fuck if I know
Heт
Didn't work last time
R E N T F R E E
who the fuck is contra
I haven't started hormones yet, but I will soon, I just had the good fortune to be very low test naturally + a past gf accidently destroyed one of my testes doing bdsm stuff

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>fuck if I know
>Heт
>Didn't work last time
>R E N T F R E E
>who the fuck is contra
>I haven't started hormones yet, but I will soon, I just had the good fortune to be very low test naturally + a past gf accidently destroyed one of my testes doing bdsm stuff

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>a past gf accidently destroyed one of my testes doing bdsm stuff
Gonna need a story on that.

You are a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs, but that doesn't matter. You are a valid human who is trying to feel comfortable in her body.

All the “validation” you get is pure. Behind your back people love you. Your parents are happy and proud of you, your friends laugh at your jokes behind closed doors, and boys love you, and girls envy you.

Men absolutely love you. Trans folk who “pass” look ordinary and natural to a man. Your bone structure does not matter. Estradiol widens the hips.

You will be happy. You will smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, and deep inside you feel the euphoria creeping up like a weed. It is what defines you, not the transphobes.

Eventually, it’ll be perfect for you - you’ll come out, start HRT, get top surgery, and finally be your ideal self. Your parents will find you, happy and relieved that they finally have a happy daughter. They’ll congratulate you on your hard journey, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a woman is what you are.

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>You are a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs, but that doesn't matter. You are a valid human who is trying to feel comfortable in her body.
>All the “validation” you get is pure. Behind your back people love you. Your parents are happy and proud of you, your friends laugh at your jokes behind closed doors, and boys love you, and girls envy you.
>Men absolutely love you. Trans folk who “pass” look ordinary and natural to a man. Your bone structure does not matter. Estradiol widens the hips.
>You will be happy. You will smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, and deep inside you feel the euphoria creeping up like a weed. It is what defines you, not the transphobes.
>Eventually, it’ll be perfect for you - you’ll come out, start HRT, get top surgery, and finally be your ideal self. Your parents will find you, happy and relieved that they finally have a happy daughter. They’ll congratulate you on your hard journey, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a woman is what you are.

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>gook
no
>incel
get asked out at least weekly, just volcel
still no
homemade cider topped off with gosling's rum
okay fine, torso shot
not much to tell, I was eating her out while she squeezed them, she involuntarily did a deathgrip when she orgasmed, crushing the blood vessels for my left testicle

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>>gook
>no
>>incel
>get asked out at least weekly, just volcel
>still no
>homemade cider topped off with gosling's rum
>okay fine, torso shot
>not much to tell, I was eating her out while she squeezed them, she involuntarily did a deathgrip when she orgasmed, crushing the blood vessels for my left testicle

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looks cute and soft
moar pls
show tummy

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YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS UP TOPKEK

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>homemade cider topped off with gosling's rum
Might want to switch to less sugary booze if you're going to make a habit of it.
>not much to tell, I was eating her out while she squeezed them, she involuntarily did a deathgrip when she orgasmed, crushing the blood vessels for my left testicle
Did you at least beat her enough to leave her partially disabled like you?

>successfully transition
>implying the existence of a single successful transition anywhere, at any time, in any place, in all of human history

good one

Seconded