Time to be an hero

Time to be an hero

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Why would you admit to it being 3 imches

That's only two inches below average penis length for adult men.

should have lied. by the time she saw it, it'd be too late to turn back

Should have told her it was 9 cubic inches

Lying hasn’t done as well as you’d expect in the past…

Is it unironically 3” hard?

If unironically you mean literally then yes

worried about your lame dick, user?
don't be. get good at oral. oral is your bread n' butter.
make her come before you even think about sticking it in.
even then, once you're in, rest your fingers just above your cock and tease that clit good and you can even make her come with a good fucking.
i'm not here to bullshit you. girls prefer a decent size dick. 3 is very much on the small side.
but it's not a deal breaker if you have the skills to back it up.

Also known as 40% smaller

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Ah jeez bro

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haha women and math...am I right fellow cubic pubics?

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guys how do I tell someone I'm not interested in a relationship after 3 dates?

Ghost them.

I dont think things would work out between us, and I'd rather not hurt your feelings trying to explain myself.

this

get into sph. go on fetlife. say you're into sph. show off how small it is.
people will hit you up like crazy. an actual small one is valuable as gold to people who love sph

write it with poop smear on their walls

Not really much choice in the matter. She's going to find out sooner or later.

I should've probably led off with that she's in my college class.

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I'd use this one but I'm pretty sure I'd just be asked about it face to face.

i hope whoever did this burns in hell, and i hope you burn in hell for posting that gif.

Fuck you cats are fucking retarded and worthless and that one is fine anyway.