US DRAFT IS ON THE TABLE

US DRAFT IS ON THE TABLE

ARE ZOOMERS READY TO DIE FOR JOE BIDEN?

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I'm not dying for shit bruh fr fr

for once my disabilities are useful

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Against the "great might" of Russia? Laughable. The only chance Russia has is nuclear, and at that point its over. In a conventional war nato would steam roll Russia. Look at how much trouble they're having with Ukraine. All propaganda aside Ukraine is 10% of Russias army and is by no means out classed. With one actual near peer alone this war could be over.
Tldr nukes are the issue not the conventional war

So basically your refusing to go fight on the front lines and they'll just give you a non-combat position, and besides a lot of young people are overweight so I doubt they'd be physically fit to go to the front lines, and a lot of them probably have tons of medical issues. I'm sure a lot of them couldn't even do non-combat jobs, hell most are probably unemployed, if they couldn't get a job or hold a job, I doubt they'd serve any kind of purpose in the military.

I work in a cemetery. They need me to bury the bodies that get shipped back.

Nope, I got my 'get out of jail' card.

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If you actually think this is going to happen you're an idiot.

LMAO

What a useless organism.

Fuck me, I'd rather sign up for one of the Petro-military-outfits than have that lot. You fucking nutter.

nah nigga, im finna bouta learn to speak canadian

>Petro-military-outfits
you mean gaurding oil pipes and shit? is that more or less dangerous?

Why would they do the draft?

Why wouldn't they?

To bolster our numbers ensuring we have the available men, women, and trannies to fight off an alliance between China and Russia because these world super powers threaten our control. Fucking retard

I already aged out, one of my younger brothers is close to age out. And the last is in school so he would be skipped. Let those zoomzooms use their fortnite skills to show how epic they are.

Because it would upend the economy?
You don't have to draft people for that. You have them register for the draft.

Just make sure you study the war protesting religions.

military always needs someone to peel potatoes or carry shit from point a to point b

>thinking there's going to be a draft

>"you're getting drafted"
>break an arm
>"oh never mind"

If they're obese or medically incapable then they probably won't even be able to peel potatoes or carry shit from point a to point b. You're probably underestimating just how bad some young people are.

Anyone who has taken out govt school loans already "registered" for the draft, called "selective service", hence the push to get zoomers into school on loans. Also it would only boost our economy, as war always has you fucking zoomer...you think afghanistan really had shit to do with the taliban or isis?

Good thing I'm too out of shape and mentally ill.

Doesn't matter if there is, I won't be going. Hope they push through the requirement for women to register as well.

nooe. asthmatic and barred from enlistment. Y’all have fun. cope.

Thats ok, youd be perfect for sorting goods.

Feels good to be an oldfag

Enlistment is not mandatory homie.

I can tell you're a very stupid person by how many tangents you go off of.

Nowadays I would sue the government for discrimination if I had to register and women didn’t.

Fat lazy nocturnal gamers would probably be great for piloting drones. And they'd probably love it.

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depression doesn't get you out of a draft.
Most active duty with combat time have these very same conditions

This. People laugh at the Globohomo West, but when you look at the rabid mob mentality witch-hunting on social media and stuff, I think giving drone controls to a non-binary demisexual panromantic capricorn MENA empath with tourettes would get a higher body count than anything China or Russia can churn out. They love to hurt and feel power.

Uh huh. Was it shocking to find out you signed up like an ignorant fuck?