Last night I had a dream that my mom walked in on me masturbating to a cumpilation of femboys cumming from prostate...

Last night I had a dream that my mom walked in on me masturbating to a cumpilation of femboys cumming from prostate simulation. She got turned on by it and she sat next to me and we masturbated together.

Have you had any weird dreams lately?

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That's a hot pic. He's sexy and has a great hard-on!

I've had some weird dreams, but I can't remember much. In one of them I had a hard time remembering the name of LiveLeak. That was kinda weird.

No you didn't. Just stop.

I had a dream about alligators attacking people and them being too stupid to not get attacked, and I kept trying to help them but they wouldnt run away so i let them die

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I dream all kinds of stupid shit but almost never any good sexual stuff

Nice LARP Oedipus

what else did she discover?
You're a NatSoc sissy boy that watches cuckold BBC porn while possessing right wing extremeist views and labels yourself a tranny?
This psy op gets pretty old you fag

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I'm the only one who when he's very excited masturbating, would even love to have his mother masturbate him? then when the excitement is over it makes me disgusted and unpleasant, but when I am in "full act" I would let myself masturbate for my mother. Has it happened to you? lol

How old are you and your mom?

me 27, my mom 60

Lmao so are you autistic or retarded?

No, not my fucking mom dude. But I have an aunt I was like that about for a time. Made me feel disgusted with myself afterwards. I quickly stopped doing that shit though. Being a human being is weird sometimes.

oh yeah well I had a dream where I was a purple cyborg bat with a bat girlfriend and we flew around town and went to a restaurant together and made a nest. Then we were kidnapped by my brainwashed family members and put on a conveyor belt to be systematically dissected and taken apart for repurposing. I could only scream in terror, betrayal and grief while I watched them take her apart; I yelled and begged but they could not hear me and then they opened my legs and took my femurs and I woke up.

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I had a very vivid dream about eating a giant marshmallow. When I wok up my pillow was gone.

I've masturbated to my mom since I was 9 y.o., even sniffed her panties, socks and shoes while masturbating.

I often masturbate openly when we're home alone getting off the idea of being caught, but have an escape route ready in case it might happen so I'm not caught for real.

I also fucked her open toe shoes multiple times.

Never felt like shit after fapping, not even once.

You're a sexy little perv, aren't ya? What else do you do?

My mom walked in on me masturbating once.

I remember having a dream wherw I was about 8 (basically a loli) and I found out that my father masturbates and started masturbating together with him

Other than smell, which is a huge turn on for me, I like risky situations. I often fap at night on the street while taking the garbage out, or wear long shirts in summer just to go around with my dick out but barely covered.

It's al controlled but the adrenaline rush still feels incredible

Best dream ever

Had a dream about bobs burgers.
There was this chicken that said "everybody look and me!" So a crowd rushed over to him but Louise got to him first and grabbed him by the wings, ripping one of. That's when Tina came up from behind and pushed her body through him causing him to just explode, as she tears through she says "FUCK YEAH!!!" Also for some reason Jimmy junior was a sentient pile of just his internal organs arranged anatomically on the ground and somebody hit zeke or somebody over the head causing him to just seize on the ground. I was like, "wow, this is the most fucked up episode of bobs burgers I've ever seen!" Then I woke up.