Ask a 35 year old virgin anything

have you ever had sex?

Met your mom at a gas station recently. She charged ten bucks. Not worth it.

Why are still a virgin
The gym and tinder exists
Unless you have autism or a shit personality but those people still get laid

> flying virgin airlines from west virginia to the virgin islands to eat spaghetti cocks slathered in extra virgin olive oil before going to church to pray to the virgin mary
Nah, just kidding, sucks for you though. Hope you get some pussy eventually. Or dick or butt if that's what you're in to.

I have a shit personality and not the right genetics for the gym.

bump

Is this by choice or was it just not happening where you made it a choice? Also greentext sauce your villain origin story please. Always remember pic related is what good pussy is supposed to look like, and it should smell like the heat your ps4 produces.

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Not by choice. Simply never happened. Also don't have a cool origin story. Just some boring, dull lower middle class guy.

I lost my virginity at 24 years old to an escort. Why don't you do the same?

How was it? How much did you pay? Was she attractive?

yes she was beautiful, wonderful experience. i paid 150€. Done kissing, blowjob, sex in three positions, I've cum in the pussy in the condom.

Just remember to follow my advice: If she can't tie up her lips, don't stick it between her hips.
It's an old Hungarian proverb from Scotland mostly originated in the south western coast of Capetown Africa after the Spanish American War in Brazil. It's really a fascinating piece of shit.

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Is prostitution legal where you live?

You're not a virgin, you raw dogged your mom on the way out of her pussy. Now that hot.

Yes

Niiice

yes

Lucky you