Can you go and buy a pocket pussy at a store without it being awkward?

Can you go and buy a pocket pussy at a store without it being awkward?
I want one but I can't get it online because I live with my parents still.

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Its only awkward if you make it awkward, retard. The employees at those types of stores are used to it and dont care, you could probably even ask them about the product and they would go into detail about it

Just think that a 75 year old man is buying a lolita Fleshlight with no qualms about it. You are probably only towards the middle of their weird people of the day list. You can also go to a shop outside of town where nobody recognizes you. You can also stop being a beta cuck and get laid.

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/thread. Sex store employees see really weird shit all the time. They don’t care, they deal with tons of really old men and women who come in to buy dildos and pocket pussies often and keep a straight face about it

>Order through private Amazon account
>Have shipped to Amazon locker
>Pick up and bring home when parents are at work
>Feel shame

Amazon with shipping to one of these Amazon lockers, they're everywhere.

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I did not know those even existed and ive been using amazon since they just sold books and CDs. How does that even work

you mean a toupee

Like any other locker.

>Put in address
>find locker near you
>ship to locker
>profit

They are shipped in plan cardboard boxes

>hey son! Whats in that box you ordered?
>oh nothing mom and dad...
>okay son we respect your privacy! We hope you have a great day on your computer in your bedroom!

I used one the other day for the first time. Click and collect to a local Amazon locker. Tap screen, put the code provided in, the door opens. Get your stuff and push the door shut.

Used Amazon returns for the first time also recently, that was easy. Just pack your stuff, choose your return method, and take the QR code and they print the label.

We’ve fell for the Amazon meme, Jeff has got us

Yeah, but they're still going to question me about it and if I don't explain or show them what it is they'll get pissy at me.
Plus they might hide it from me and open it if it comes while I'm asleep or not at home.

Normal parents wouldn’t even question it. It’s your package and whatever. If they’re opening your mail, it’s illegal for a start, but if they’re questioning you they’ve obviously got a screw loose

Just be a champ about it. Smile and pay like you're buying a box of cereal or a 6 pack of beer.
I've walked up to the counter with arm loads of dildoes and it wasn't awkward because I know I'm just a normal guy buying dildoes at the dildo store.

Thats retarded

Lmfao what kind of make-belief world do you live in?

at an adult video store? sure why not. They have truly depraved shit in there, a PP is pretty tame.

Ppl in sex shops arent the type to judge… if anything they will tell you which is their fav. Had a girl help me pick my first dildo out when I went. Its the ppl outside the shop you gotta worry about

go to the local porn store and tell a guy you'll give him a bj if he'd go inside and get you a PP, that's how my sister got her dildo.

I’m not sure you understand how bad your parents are. How your parents are isn’t normal, do you understand that.

How old are you ? If you’re 10 and a package arrives in your name ok. But if you’re 18+, even 16+, I’m not sure why you’re turning it around onto me, your parents are not normal, the scary thing is you think it’s normal

This. I work at one and I promise, I am making a point to not look you in the eyes, not make this awkward, just give me the money and you'll get your toy. Easy as that.

If OP said "get me a PP" hed probably end up with a big dildo

So you're confirming that blowing a dude outside the store is a sure bet?

Your parents sound like absolute horrible parents. Thats why i bet you are still 30+ living at home collecting severed animal penises and storing them in your basement chest freezer

Op will walk in, get asked for ID, get turned away.

Op will walk into a back street shop, and come out with a large dildo and lube.

Not going to lie, you come across like you’re particularly young, either that or you’re retarded. I think you’re young, and a bit of an autist. Probably too young to even buy a pocket pussy with your own card lmao

OP here.
Do you need ID?
I got one but it's been expired for a few months.
It doesn't matter so long as it proves you're over 18 right?

Keep raping those cats and sucking those frozen penises bitch boy. Sage

a bj is always the way to go.