Dutchies are Swamp Germans that eat Frikandellen (disgusting) and various wet leaves. People always hate on British cuisine (deservedly in most cases) but it seems the Swampies get off free.
What have the Swampies actually contributed to the world that isn't snollebollekes and briefly owning parts of New York?
Fuck off Swampy. You've contributed nothing in 2000 years. You're shit
Nathan King
>eats various wet leaves A Any Forumstard who's unfamiliar with salad, how surprising...
Grayson Thompson
Apartheid
Hunter Murphy
without us you faggots would all flood. we build dams all around the world.
Asher Jones
they think they are so funny too
hehehe kanker ik hehehe
Hunter Moore
You're a Swampy and I bet you can't name one scientist, engineer, or historian from Swampland from the past 1000 years. You can't do it Swampy. You're useless
Swampies are good at listening to music, smoking drugs, eating lots of food, kicking a ball, sometimes painting a picture (rare nowadays), and basically being fat. This is what Swampies are good at
Aaron Parker
I knew it. Silenced swampy.
Joshua Perez
It seems that our superiority has once again rustled some negro jimmies
Swampy you do nothing and have contributed nothing to the world despite living in north europe for the past 2000 years.
It's pathetic. The French have contributed, the Germans have contributed, the British, Swedish, Norwegian, Italy, Spanish. Everyone. You and the Belgians are anonymous. At least the Belgiums love frites and chocolate. Better than you Swampy shitters who contributed paintings 500 years ago and nothing before or after.
Logan Jones
You're welcome for electricity, computers, clocks, submarines, and getting negroids to work on time btw
You're so stupid Swampy. Next you're gonna claim you invented English lmao
>Michael Faraday invented (discovered) the practical uses for electricity English >Charles Babbage invented the first automatic computer English >Bill Gates was the first to commercialise, and globalise, a cost efficient modern computer system American of English heritage >Peter Heinlein is credited as invented the first modern clock German. Even the Romans had mechanized things we could say are clocks, you fucking retard. And they definitely invented the proper concept of 'time' that we have today. Fuck outta here >Cornelis Drebbel came up with the first modern submarine Wow. Dutch. 1/5 ain't bad >getting black people to work Yeah don't think you did that mate
Swampies are so deluded
Logan Diaz
WIE
Jack Hughes
>he has to change all the inventions to different types and eras to try and deny Dutch Superiority
Swamp you are so stupid. How the fuck are you going to deny that Michael Faraday invented (discovered) electricity or Charles Babbage produced the first computer?
What the fuck. This is what dealing with Swampies is like. They literally live in a Northern European bubble where they do nothing all day everyday but listen to music and eat disgusting shit.
You probably unironically think Dutch people invented the things you claim, don't you? That's probably what's saddest in all this. You actually legitimately believe Swampies have contributed to the world. No less, you think Swampies have contributed things that are actually significant. Fuck me
Name the Swampies you claim to have invented electricity and computers, and explain why then Swampy. Because I think you are literally deluded and in your swamp bubble.
Too much bog gas going to your Swampish brain. Oh. Time's up, back to sitting in an armchair for the next 20 minutes Swampy. Too much hard reading for the day
Jaxon Morales
We have a blackface national holiday. Cope Seethe Dilate
That's the Swampy contribution to the world? A day where you paint your skin black?
Swampy I applaud your delusion. No one gives a fuck about what you do on your holidays. Every day is a fucking holiday to you, Swampy, you never do any work.
Fucking contribute something. Get some of your Swampies going to good universities and learning actually significant things. Stop being a Swamp brained Frikandellen huffer
Hudson Gomez
Deze marokkaan is zeer gepikeerd. Hij zal nooit blank zijn.
We invented shareholder capitalism and catapulted the West into the age of economic miracle which has made all human lives better by all metrics. Jij moet wel een belg zijn, gratis huur
Lucas Ramirez
Antonie van Leeuwenhoek was known as the father of microbiology, does that count?
Logan Allen
And your language sounds like fucking aids, forgot about that. You are such a pathetic race of Swamp people. Do something with the gifts we (the British) have given you over the years. Sir Philip Sidney literally saved your country from absorption into the the middle Europeans. Look at what you've done with it.
You sit in your bubble all day never working, never contributing. Stand up and learn something. It's not hard, Swampy. Learn a practical skill and train hard at it. You stupid Swampy you make me sick
You are fucking deluded. Is this really what the Dutch believe?
Fucking hell it is worse than I thought. I thought you Swampies would come back with legitimate claims and put me in my place, or be like "Yeah we do nothing but we live a good life and that's what it's all about". I would have agreed with the latter and have been surprised by the former
But you're literally claiming the invention and promulgation of things that are not associated with you in any way. You're literally stealing shit like the Chinese. Fuck me you are subhuman Swampies after all
Nathaniel Moore
You are fucking shit... wheres my asparagus
Jordan Gray
What do you mean, he existed and was certainly dutch, and made serious contributions to the study of microbiology. Do you deny this?
If I understand him correctly, he an early figure of some importance that used microscopes to look at things. Great. Does that make him the father of microbiology?
We usually call people like Socrates the father of philosophy because not only was he one of the first to do it, he was the first to do it expertly well.
This guy you have mentioned seems to have just looked at things through a microscope. His profession in life was a businessman (true Swampy style, lol).
So, fuck no
Daniel Phillips
Well here is an excerpt from Wikipedia describing a British biochemist's view of Leeuwenhoek: >On his importance in the history of microbiology and science in general, the British biochemistNick Lanewrote that he was "the first even to think of looking—certainly, the first with the power to see." His experiments were ingenious and he was "a scientist of the highest calibre", attacked by people who envied him or "scorned his unschooled origins", not helped by his secrecy about his methods. Do you disagree with this British man?