Women at work thread

Women at work thread

ITT we share the horror stories we have all had when working with females.

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Not really a horror story but I'll bump
>be me
>get min wage job
>rentacop.paulblart
>night shift
>only like 4 of us on average
>try my best to mind my own business
>don't really interact with anyone
>female coworker
>let's call her C
>don't really talk to c because I don't talk to anyone
>tried to say bye as a normal bye one time
>she doesn't say anything and acts like she didn't hear me
>cool, she doesn't want to talk to me, I get the message and don't try cause I can't force her to do anything
>week later she tries to say bye
>don't say anything cause I am not interested in playing a game
One of our first interactions I stuttered because I was overcome with anxiety. Only because she is a chick did that automatic part of my brain go "mate, have sex" but that logical part of my brain just wanted to get paid and have the shift over with. Like I said, not a horror story, I just don't like any games with a confusing cunt

Not sure if it's a horror story but I had girl moved to my department who couldn't do the job at all. Instead of trying to learn she she would flirt and make me food and eventually we started dating. I had to do twice the work but in return she let me put my penis inside her during worktime. We haven't talked since her contract ended

>be 28
>going to a restaurant
>ordering a pizza pie
>i said no ansjovis wtf
>girl says sorry i say is ok
>eat pizza pie while lying
>go outside wait till restaurant closes
>walk up to girl call her a bitch
>yelling I SAID NO ANSJOVIS CUNT
>punch her repeatedly in the left eye
>shit stars bleeding she yells "whyyyy whyyyyy"
>take her head and place it above my cock
>let blood pour on cock
>shove it in her mouth NOW SUCK IT
>manager comes out yells WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING
>grab my pistol and blast him twice
>then blast girl in skull with my cock inside her mouth
>let blood pour all over my cock
>feels good man
>escape and go home
>masturbate with her blood still on my cock

Samefagging
Another job I had I had zero interest talking to the broads cause I am there to work, not flirt with broads and potentially be a creep/weirdo and borderline harass them. I worked at a hotel and the front desk chick would also be confusing. Bitch if you know I take a break after certain hours the fuck you asking me for what I am doing? I don't get these broads. Don't want to talk to you and act better than you yet try and talk to you. She had a boyfriend and a kid, I was just trying to get paid

i worked at an architectural firm and tried teaching an interior designer basic cad functions. even write her a cheat sheet. she goes to the co-owner of the company and complains that im being aggressive and rude to her. i stop interacting with her completely.

All women are whores that's why it is cool to bash them lol

You understand you're not the first person who did that, right?

>go to work
>woman is there

Female co-workers are the worst amirite? Seethe rage yawn.

I'm not the first guy to use the forks at my favourite restaurant either, what's your point?

At least you can sterilize the forks

Greeks procceed to have sex

I think you're a virgin. You don't need to respond but if I'm right consider how I guessed that, there may be a lesson there

bitch manager wrote me up for being 1 minute late a couple times no matter how shitty the weather was outside

fuck fast food

Working with women is wonderful if you're a good listener.

fast food is a good place to fuck whores.

Yeah lol

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and they viewed as more natural than wœmen

are you tired ivan? your posts are starting to look lazy.

I work with women a lot. More virtue signalling, but they genuinely care about colleagues' wellbeing a bit more too I think. That has its positives and negatives ofc, but I'm happy for the variety they bring.

the restaurant i worked at had mostly unattractive fat chicks

Nice try, Ivan.

condolences my friend

>be me
>software engineer
>women cannot or will not do it so it's all guys
>things get done on time and under budget

look, sergei is mad

Bitches tried to convince my boss that I was lazy and did nothing. Boss monitors us for two weeks. Sees I do everything. They had him going for months.

>Be me
>Be security job for factory for about 3 years
>Check in trucks dropping off factory shit
>Job consists of check truck in, check paperwork, point to where truck needs to go
>Paperwork has "TRUCK GOES HERE" at the top all CAPS next to the delivery address
>2 check in points on opposite sides of the loop the factory is located in
>Most drivers know where they need to go, checking paperwork is just part of the job
>Dumb bitch works on the West Check-in,I work in the East
>Bitch shows up late near every day for 6 months
>She has sent me all her trucks for 6 months
>She never checks paperwork
>Claims "I don't know how to read it" so superiors retrain her, she gets paid to do nothing "Training day"
>She has done this over 6 months a total of near 30 times
>Sends me trucks "I sent it to you because you know better"
>Finally get fed up since management refuses to move her or fire hire
>Start telling all the I get to know over the course of 6 months, they all are bros, hate her guts
>Tell them, including my drivers if they want to give her a hard time, stop by her post first, make her check paperwork, tell her shit like "I thought you knew better" and "Why don't you get another man out here to help you"
>Drivers have contracts + union and cannot be fired for harassment.
>They do this for a month
>She finally cracks
>Here a crying voice chime in on the walkie "I cannot do this anymore, I need someone to take over.
>She quit that day
>Drivers also deliver for other factories in the area
>Only job that pays well in the area are factory jobs
>Fast forward a couple months
>Every time she applies to a factory or similar 30+ drivers all complain about her and do the same to make her quit.
>Haze a women into poverty
Small town, everyone knows everything.
Last I heard she is living with her mom and mom's boyfriend. Cannot find a job and mom + mom's boyfriend resent her for it.