>hurr durr! >I am a program! >I need to write into a cache directory >"cd /home/username/" >"mkdir .cache" >CRITICAL ERROR >KERNEL PANIC >directory already exists! >deploy all the nukes!
Why are programs so dumb? Or is it the Inkscape devs that are intentionally pissing me off?
So user, tell me, is this "みこ" entity currently in the room with us? >yes Is this entity tangible? >n-n-no I am ticking off the "Fucking Weeb" option, user. Shame.
Jayden Powell
>this "みこ" entity currently in the room with us? はい >Is this entity tangible? もちろん >I am ticking off the "Fucking Weeb" option どうして??私はweebではありませんwww
>説明してください!!! Basically, you either need to add "nigga" to end of your sentences or it sounds too polite.
Sounds like a betacuck with all the dictionary accurate words, right?
Wyatt Sullivan
You're shitposting on an imageboard. Using the masu form seems weird. You could use the dictionary form, but even that seems a bit formal. I guess I'd have expected a じゃない or something informal.
Many resources end up teaching you the masu form first, which is fine. People will understand you and it will often be polite enough for many real life situations (shopping, hotels, ...). But it seems off in normal conversations or shitposting
Angel Johnson
That's a good summary. Sounds like grammar 101 or the product of a translation service. But everybody has to start somewhere
Hudson Wright
Shitposting with perfect grammar and politeness only works in English and my native language, at least that's observation. It can be funnier after all.
Oh when I see noodle text online and it's from westerners, I always assume machine translation.
Jackson Hughes
>Using the masu form seems weird >I guess I'd have expected a じゃない or something informal. thanks!! you need to add "nigga" youtube.com/watch?v=hZ8t6A-g5hc
When I made the nigga joke, I was thinking of her and this exact clip.
Evan Flores
お主口惜しい者でござる
Henry Ward
>Shitposting with perfect grammar and politeness only works in English come to think of it that’s so true… I wonder if it has to do with some nuance you can express in English… >and my native language prithee tell
Levi Brooks
;w; >I was thinking of her and this exact clip all of her gta v clips are comedy gold lol
If I just want to shitpost in Japanese like the cool kids then what's the minimum I need to learn
Oliver Sullivan
Stuff labelled "Quick Japanese for travelling CEOs" would work but it's work-polite speech. As other user said, it helps when using the quick check-in at Japanese hotels.
>prithee tell Ain't gonna doxx myself. Wish I knew Latin so I could politely insult people's programming skills.
Leo Fisher
Watch a lot of samurai drama for all the epic insults