I am the real god, ask me anything

i am the real god, ask me anything

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I prayed for you to kill me in my sleep many times, why are you still waiting?

kill yourself faggot, for my sins or whatever

you need to pray for better things

I spoke to God and he said death is ok.
He said it's blissful.
Now I know you're not the real God.

If you are really God what's my cat's name?

death might be blissful, but you're not mature enough to appreciate that bliss for what it is, you need to mature

Are you some kind of ayy lmao?

what a stupid question, how the hell should i know what your cat's name is

Uhhh you're supposed to be omnipresent and all knowing.

It would've yanno cemented my belief in something that I'm not sure exists.
Etc.
Etc..
Etc...

But seeing as though you're not really God you obviously can't do something that easy.

long or short question, ''God''?

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what amount of people here have soul in their writing and typing?
d tp 4w

The fake God left because he couldn't answer a simple fucking question.

Like the name of some Anons cat.
GG WP

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So since you know everything, what does it feel like to get fucked in the ass?

Does it start with an English letter?

Why did you create niggers to be so violent?

What is the name of the true religion?
As a keiidsist, I am in legit connection with god.

I would hope you'd know.
>Being God and all..

every religion is the true religion

it feels good

heyyy God
DDo YoU ReMemBeR ThAt TiMe WhEn I WaS... (cont?)

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So you are going to dictate god's properties to god?
You didn't eve ask if he is omnipotent and omniscience before you said something stupid.

yes please yes please?
WheN I WaS RuNNiNG ThRu ThAt PlaCe (cont?)
AnD HeLL Itself wAs NOT LaCKING DEFINITION(S)
MT JNH (cont?)

You are mistaking Godan for some weird desert delusion known as Yahweh.
You clearly insulted Godan with your retarded assumptions and now our questions may never be answered, thanks alot dipshit.

Like a reverse poop, then a poop, then a reverse poop, etc.

Hey God, why did you make my niece fall in love wth me, any reason for that?

difficult to argue but i seem to remember writtingyears ago
God I Feel very loved atm. can you forgive me for wanting to be / go stupid and not know why but HOW every once in awhile
also why might be to figure out stuff not hurt people aimlessly over the internet

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*FARTS*

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Why do you hate us?

valve, steam, half life, portal
portal 2
VR - META - DATA

Youtube
and all those + signs