People grab their children and flee when they see me in the street

people grab their children and flee when they see me in the street

600lb women with chest hair that dont bathe wont go out to dinner with me

what cosmetic procedures should i undergo?

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anti faggot procedures.

a self inflicted gunshot wound

Cut your hair; you're not 16 anymore.

people call the police on me when i have short hair and accuse me of 'staking out their home' even tho i make over $63/hr and wear mercer & sons shirts + spier & mackay dress pants + allen edmonds black cap toed oxfords + a lange & sohne watch + drive a 2020 lexus RX

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There's nothing wrong with your face

You're still a faggot though

You literally posted STEVE from GN from years ago.

Your hair doesn't suit you. Long hair can look good but yours doesn't. Also shave and lose weight.

Cut the hair and ditch your beard.

>what cosmetic procedures should i undergo?
a haircut

Cut your hair, emulate the dude from transparent... Joshie. Get a hobby that isn't funko pops and be good at it. Be a little bit of a dick, but only about random shit. Things that'll make em think outside their npc shit.

idk about losing weight my BMI's 24.6. pant size: waist 29 - inseam 31

i do IT work for BNY mellon, make abstract expressionist art using oil pastels, cook french-style cuisine, sail, rock climb, produce experimental electronic music using modular synths and work on movies with matthew barney

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OK, so maybe take that dick out of your mouth and dial it back some. Cut back on the soy. Stop slouching... takes months.


You're asking for help. So that's a start

Dayum OP we look very similar ! :o
Eyes / beard / semi-long hair...

(or maybe it's just me)

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Yeah. I see why.

r u also jewish

>600lb women with chest hair that dont bathe wont go out to dinner with me

Lul. Why would I be ?

idk. thoughts on merzbow?

You need to be a musician to be rocking that look. Normies don't care.

Besides having a better hairstyle I can't think of anything wrong with your appearance. Maybe it's something with how you carry yourself or act.

If you cut your hair short, and shaved off that ridiculous scruff, you would be a genuinely good looking guy. Right now though you look like a typical zoomer/millennial man-boy who refuses to grow up. That is NOT a good look to women.

He doesn't need to lose weight - he's underweight. If anything, he could do with getting some definition and bulk. Priority 1 though is losing that shaggy hair and that scraggly non-beard.

Your name starts with an M

You look fine, OP. If you wanna be more appealing to the wide world, get a short hairstyle and keep that beard trimmed. But even without the changes, you look absolutely ok. Maybe it's about expressions?