I know your secret

It was me. I did it.

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I wanted the kid who I sucked dick from to suck mine back as payment, he refused saying it was gross. Mfw I became a fag for nothing

When I was 10 I spend the night at my cousin's house, he's 2yrs older than me. He had a friend over that night. After everyone went to bed we hung out in the bedroom, his friend brought over porn and the three of us watched. They got naked and were playing with themselves, and told me to get naked too, which I did. They asked me if I ever jerked off before, I told them no, so they told me to lay down, and took turns playing with me. Then it turned into both of them sucking and licking my dick. It was feeling good for a while, then they made me suck them off one at time while the other was busy on me. I didn't like that part, but didn't know how to say no. They both came all over me. I never spent the night there again

BoiRape

Its not a secret that I've spread the core information to build an improvised bomb larger than a nuclear weapon on the internet. I hate the anti-christ

>not posting link or infograph

Fat nigger detected

oh, i want a little boy cum on my face

Did you grow up to become the king of pop?

I... I killed Paarthurnax

I like warm wet baby diapers.

Snoofing them, fapping with them, putting my face in them.

I personally would like America to break up into 48 tribes and start a war for supremacy of the land. Alaska and Hawaii can go back to Russia and underwater

If you know my secret fuck off
I stole a lollipop in 2nd grade
Sue me

I know what dark matter is (but not dark energy) and it involves the afterlife.

When I was 11 I found a used condom in a park, took it home, washed it then tried it on

I'm secretly a god's avatar surpressed by the limitations of the human body.

Its true ... I pineappled my dog

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I'm playing a game a friend invited me to because he was one of the developers, but deep down I wish I didn't know him. The game fucking sucks major hair donkey balls, filled with inside-jokes and cultural references to an inferior asian race.

I gave MDMA to a dog

sounds like a good idea

do you have proof?

>I'm secretly a god's avatar surpressed by the limitations of the human body.
proof?

and what happened?

I did it!!! I confess!!!

I ripped the tag off my mattress!!! I’M SORRY!!!

I used to prank my gf by occasionally putting her phone or keys in the fridge so she thought she was going mad (she also had borderline personality disorder).

She left me eventually but not because of that.

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story?

Declined To Prosecute...

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